Funny Get Well Soon Messages: Cheer up your near and dear ones by sending funny get-well-soon messages to make them happy during their illness. May your loved one feel better by receiving some funny get well soon texts from you and that could bring a big smile of happiness to their face.
You should try to lift the spirits of your close friends, relatives, colleagues, or loved ones with your caring thoughts and heartfelt wishes for their speedy recovery from illness. Take a look at our get-well-soon messages to write something humorous in a get-well card.
But be careful before sharing funny get-well messages with others and make sure that they are appropriate for the relationship with whom you share.
Funny Get Well Soon Messages
Don’t worry, you’ll get well soon. Viruses will get tired of you pretty soon.
There is one thing you know better than anyone else – how to get sick. Just joking. Get better soon.
You must be enjoying all the attention of people towards you. Get well soon because I need some attention too.
Being sick is no fun, but it does have its perks – like getting out of chores! Get well soon so you can go back to being the responsible adult you pretend to be.
Remember, laughter is the best medicine. So here’s a joke to speed up your recovery: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Get well soon!
I heard you’re aching from head to-ma-toes! Get well soon, and may your body feel as fresh as a crisp salad soon.
I’m sending you a virtual “Get Well” cake. Just imagine it’s your favorite flavor, and don’t worry, I’ll eat it on your behalf until you recover!
Being sick is just your body’s way of telling you that you need more rest. And by “rest,” I mean binge-watching your favorite TV shows. Get well soon, couch potato!
I’ve discovered the secret to a speedy recovery: eat more chocolate! Okay, maybe not, but it’s worth a try. Get well soon, and we can test this theory together.
They say laughter is contagious, so I’m sending you a funny video to speed up your recovery. Be careful not to laugh too hard; we don’t want you to relapse!
I hope you’re back on your feet soon, but until then, enjoy the view from your cozy bed. Netflix and healing, right?
Get well soon! If I could, I’d send you a dancing chicken to brighten your day. Since I can’t, imagine one doing the cha-cha just for you!
I heard you’re under the weather, so I’m sending you a ray of virtual sunshine and a whole bunch of good vibes. Get well soon, sunshine!
Being sick is no fun, but at least you get to stay home and catch up on your sleep. Don’t worry; your responsibilities will be waiting for you when you’re better.
I’m not a doctor, but I prescribe lots of rest, a daily dose of laughter, and unlimited chicken soup. Get well soon, and take your medicine!
Don’t worry; this illness is just a temporary setback on the road to awesomeness. Get well soon and continue your journey!
I hope your recovery is as swift as a superhero flying to the rescue. Get well soon, my superfriend!
Being sick is a great excuse to binge-watch all those guilty pleasure shows you never admit to watching. Get well soon, and may your TV marathon be epic!
I know you’re not feeling your best right now, but remember, you’re still the best at being you. Get well soon, and let your awesomeness shine!
Now and again I believed that you are some sort of strong, however now I realize that you are human as well. Get well when possible.
I told your mom that I’m praying for your quick recovery. So, get well soon and make my prayers true, otherwise, I’ll stop doing so.
Hospitals aren’t quite all-inclusive resorts, but with daily meals, an adjustable bed and attentive staff, they get very close. Dear, I hope you feel well soon.
I decided to send you a get-well card, and then I realized that I don’t know what to say besides get well. So, get well!
“Laughter offers you the quickest recoveries of all” – the kind of joke they tell you when you’re lying on a hospital bed with a zombie’s face. Get well soon!
Funny Get Well Soon Messages After Surgery
I drank four beers to keep my anxiety on a leash while your surgery was going on. Hope I will get you soon to give me company at the bar.
Your surgery snatched away the limelight, and I hope that was your plan of the day. Now recover soon from this and meet me soon.
They say surgery is just a fancy way to get a nap. So, enjoy the rest, and get back to your energetic self soon!
I heard you’re now part robot after that surgery. Does that mean you’re the future of humanity? Get well soon, Robo-friend!
Congrats on your upgraded parts! You’re like a superhero with a secret identity now. Wishing you a speedy recovery, Captain Surgery!
While you were under the knife, I volunteered to be your stunt double. Don’t worry; I only broke a few things. Get well soon, superstar!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think ice cream and funny movies might work even better. Get well soon, and we can test this theory together!
I heard they let you keep your appendix after surgery. That’s your first step toward world domination! Get well soon, future ruler of the universe!
Now that you’re all stitched up, you can officially join the ranks of the Frankenstein Club. Get well soon, and we’ll throw you a monster party!
I hope they gave you a cool scar during surgery. You know, something you can brag about at parties. Get well soon, Scarface!
So, you’ve been on a little adventure, haven’t you? Well, now that you’re back, let’s plan something less dramatic, like a movie night. Get well soon!
I hope your surgeon had steady hands and a sense of humor because they were working on a masterpiece. Get well soon, work of art!
Surgery is just nature’s way of telling you to take a break. So, enjoy the downtime, and don’t rush your recovery. We’ll be here when you’re ready to party again!
I’m not a doctor, but I prescribe plenty of rest, a daily dose of laughter, and unlimited ice cream. Get well soon, and take your “medicine”!
They say you should avoid heavy lifting after surgery, so I guess you’ll have to put down that box of chocolates. Get well soon, and we’ll help you with that heavy burden!
I heard they gave you anesthesia, so you’ve officially been abducted by aliens and probed! Get well soon, intergalactic traveler!
Surgery is like a magic trick – one moment you’re there, and the next, you’ve disappeared! Get well soon, Houdini!
I hope the surgery went well, and they didn’t mix up any body parts. If you suddenly start speaking French or playing the violin, let me know! Get well soon!
They say you’re on the road to recovery, but I hope it’s a scenic route with lots of detours for fun and adventure. Get well soon, my fellow road tripper!
Now that your surgery is over, you’ve got a license to chill and heal. Enjoy the downtime, and get back to your mischievous self soon!
I think you lost your cape, and that is why you fell sick. But happy to know about the successful surgery. Get well soon, dear.
Like acing the life, you have aced the surgery too—much love to you dear. Now have a swift recovery.
You are not only healing from the surgery but also from the anesthetic. So do not feel bad if you can’t recall my classy jokes.
Don’t let the operation bring you down; you will soon be back to your previous self. If not, at least you will have a great scar to flaunt.
I am hoping you will feel well soon! We have heard they covered your incision with the smallest band-aid in history. It is almost undetectable.
Funny Get Well Soon Messages for Her
I knew you were lazy but laying in the hospital bed all day is a bit extreme. Get well soon.
Even missing you is boring to me these days, please get well soon and come back.
I’ve realized that the world is a much less interesting place without you in it. Get well soon and make life exciting again!
The doctor says you need rest, but I think you’ve already broken the world record for napping. Get well soon, Sleeping Beauty!
I miss your hilarious jokes and your contagious laughter. Get well soon so we can start our comedy show again!
If you don’t get well soon, I’ll have to start telling your embarrassing stories to strangers. Get well before I spill all the beans!
Life is just not the same without your daily dose of drama and sarcasm. Get well soon, drama queen!
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I’m pretty fond of you already. So, hurry up and get well before I get too mushy!
I heard they serve Jell-O at the hospital. Do they have a Jell-O wrestling league? If not, you should start one when you get out! Get well soon, Jell-O champ!
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss your terrible cooking. Get well soon, and I promise not to complain about your cooking ever again!
Your absence is affecting my daily dose of gossip. Get well soon, and we can catch up on all the juicy stories!
I hope you’re enjoying your extended vacation from work. Just remember, the longer you stay away, the more work you’ll have to catch up on! Get well soon!
It’s not the same trying to be funny without you to laugh at my jokes. Get well soon, my personal comedy critic!
The only thing sadder than you being sick is the thought of me having to clean up after myself. Get well soon before my world falls apart!
I’ve been trying to be productive, but without your guidance, I’m just lost. Get well soon and save me from my own incompetence!
Being sick is no fun, but at least you’re getting a break from all those boring meetings. Get well soon, and may your return be meeting-free!
I hope you’re not getting too used to all the pampering at the hospital. Get well soon before you become a diva!
Get better already, or I might just replace you with someone healthy who will send me cute texts every morning.
I miss our late-night chats and our ridiculous debates. Get well soon, and we can argue about everything all over again!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I’m pretty sure chocolate comes in a close second. Get well soon, and we can test this theory together!
Funny Get Well Soon Messages For Him
I know you want some special attention. But honey, this isn’t the right way. Please get well soon.
What’s the virus doing with you? Tell that virus you are taken forever. Get well soon.
I am deprived of cuddles from you. You need to get better soon or else I will replace you with a body pillow.
Who knew you could be so dramatic? Getting sick just to steal the spotlight! Get well soon, Drama King!
Your absence is affecting my daily dose of laughter. Get well soon, funny guy, so we can get back to cracking jokes!
I heard that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I’m pretty fond of you already. Get well soon, or I might get too mushy!
I hope you’re not enjoying all the pampering in the hospital too much. Get well soon before you turn into a diva!
Being sick is your way of avoiding household chores, isn’t it? Well, the dishes are piling up, so get well soon and get back to work!
I miss your terrible cooking. Get well soon, and I promise not to complain about your cooking ever again!
I’ve been trying to fill your shoes, but I think they’re a size too big for me. Get well soon, big feet!
Your illness has created a void in my life, and I’ve been filling it with junk food. Get well soon before I turn into a human garbage can!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a good pizza comes pretty close. Get well soon, pizza lover!
Don’t worry; I haven’t told anyone about your embarrassing secrets. Yet. Get well soon, or the truth might slip out!
I’ve been trying to be productive, but without your guidance, I’m just lost. Get well soon, and save me from my own incompetence!
I hope you’re not getting too used to being spoiled in the hospital. Get well soon before you become a hospital regular!
Your sickness is the only excuse I have for not doing the laundry. Get well soon, or you’ll be dealing with a mountain of dirty clothes!
I miss our epic video game battles. Get well soon, so I can finally beat you fair and square!
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss your terrible puns. Get well soon, pun master!
Your sickness has disrupted my daily routine of annoying you. Get well soon, and we can get back to our regularly scheduled programming!
I’ve been practicing my dance moves in your absence, but I still can’t moonwalk like you. Get well soon, King of the Dance Floor!
Funny Get Well Soon Messages for Friend
Get well soon, so we may continue to make fun of you without feeling awful.
As soon as your mother informed me that you are sick, I got some strawberries. I ate them, so get better.
No, I don’t miss you, but instead, I’m curious how the hospital food taste like so get well and come back soon.
I heard they serve Jell-O at the hospital. Did you steal all the red ones? Get well soon, Jell-O bandit!
Your absence at our hangouts has caused a shortage of laughter and terrible jokes. Get well soon, comedian!
I hope the hospital gown makes you feel like a superhero, even if it’s just for a moment. Get well soon, Superfriend!
I’ve been trying to start a “Get Well Soon” dance party, but it’s just not the same without you. Get well and join the fun!
I tried to fill your shoes at our last game night, but they were way too big. Get well soon, Bigfoot!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think ice cream comes pretty close. Get well soon, ice cream enthusiast!
Your sickness has disrupted our daily dose of gossip and drama. Get well soon, drama queen, so we can catch up on all the juicy stories!
Don’t worry; your secrets are safe with me… for now. Get well soon, or who knows what might slip out!
I hope you’re not getting too comfortable with all the pampering at the hospital. Get well soon before you turn into a diva!
I miss our epic movie nights. Get well soon, so we can continue our quest to watch every bad movie ever made!
Your sickness has thrown a wrench into my plan to annoy you daily. Get well soon, so we can get back to our usual routine!
I heard they have a mini-golf course at the hospital. Did you break any records yet? Get well soon, mini-golf champion!
I’ve been trying to be responsible in your absence, but it’s just not the same without your influence. Get well soon, troublemaker!
Your sickness has made me realize how much I rely on your terrible puns. Get well soon, pun master!
I hope you’re not getting too used to all the attention at the hospital. Get well soon before you become a hospital regular!
Your sickness has made my life boring. Get well soon, and let’s start planning our next adventure!
I’ve been practicing my dance moves in your honor, but I still can’t moonwalk like you. Get well soon, King of the Dance Floor!
Heard you got weak and need me to fight this sickness off? I’m at your duty. You’re gonna get better in no time, my friend.
I know my friend very well. I know nothing can stop him/her down. So this is not even a smudge for you. Hope to see you up and running soon.
Funny Get Well Soon Messages for Brother
I love you brother. But until you get better, let’s maintain social distancing.
You are stealing my attention being in sickbed all the time. Get well soon quickly, will you?
Your first job after becoming healthy is to buy me food from my favorite restaurant.
I hope your recovery is as fast as your ability to raid the fridge. Get well soon, food ninja!
You must be really sick to stay in bed this long. Or are you just trying to break the record for the longest Netflix binge? Get well soon, couch potato!
I’ve been practicing my cooking skills in your absence. Get well soon, or you might have to suffer through my culinary experiments!
I’m glad you’re getting some rest, but don’t get too used to it. There’s a pile of chores waiting for you when you’re back! Get well soon, workaholic!
I miss our epic video game battles. Get well soon, so I can finally beat you fair and square!
Your absence has made the house way too peaceful. Get well soon, chaos creator!
I heard they serve ice cream at the hospital. Did you try all the flavors yet? Get well soon, ice cream connoisseur!
You better get well soon, or I’ll start borrowing your clothes and pretending they’re mine. Get well and protect your wardrobe!
I hope they’re taking good care of you at the hospital, but don’t get too used to being pampered. Get well soon, pampered prince!
I’ve been using your room as a storage space for my stuff. Get well soon, and I promise to clear it out before you’re back!
Your sickness has disrupted our daily dose of sibling rivalry. Get well soon, rival!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think pizza comes pretty close. Get well soon, pizza lover!
I’ve been trying to keep up with your sense of humor, but I think you’re still the funniest. Get well soon, comedian!
Your sickness has made me appreciate how much you contribute to our chaos. Get well soon, chaos manager!
I hope you’re not getting too comfortable at the hospital. Get well soon before you become a permanent resident!
Your absence has made my life way too boring. Get well soon, adventure buddy!
I’ve been practicing my dance moves in your honor, but I still can’t moonwalk like you. Get well soon, King of the Dance Floor!
Funny Get Well Soon Messages For Sister
Tell that virus some jokes. Your horrible humor might scare it away, sister. Get well soon.
Disease? You can always punch it in the face, right? Get well soon, dear sister. We love you.
I hope your recovery is as fast as your ability to raid the snack cupboard. Get well soon, snack bandit!
Your sickness has made our home too quiet. Get well soon, noise maker!
I’ve been using your room as a hideout from our siblings. Get well soon, or they might discover my secret lair!
Your absence has left a void in our daily dose of sibling rivalry. Get well soon, rival!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think ice cream comes pretty close. Get well soon, ice cream enthusiast!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for world domination. Get well soon, partner in crime!
You better get well soon, or I’ll start borrowing your clothes and pretending they’re mine. Get well and protect your wardrobe!
I hope they’re taking good care of you at the hospital, but don’t get too used to being pampered. Get well soon, pampered princess!
I’ve been practicing my dance moves in your honor, but I still can’t moonwalk like you. Get well soon, Dancing Queen!
Your sickness has made me appreciate how much you contribute to our chaos. Get well soon, chaos manager!
I’ve been trying to keep up with your sense of humor, but I think you’re still the funniest. Get well soon, comedian!
Your absence has made my life way too boring. Get well soon, adventure buddy!
I hope you’re not getting too comfortable at the hospital. Get well soon before you become a permanent resident!
Your sickness has thrown a wrench into my plans to annoy you daily. Get well soon, so we can get back to our usual routine!
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I’m already pretty fond of you. Get well soon, or I might get too mushy!
I’ve been using your absence as an excuse to eat all the cookies. Get well soon, cookie monster!
Your sickness has made me realize how much I rely on your terrible puns. Get well soon, pun master!
Funny Get Well Messages for Girlfriend
Only love can cure everything. So dear, I’m sending my heartfelt love for you. Accept it and feel it in your heart. You’ll surely get well soon!
There are so many ways of getting fat and fluffy, lying in a hospital bed isn’t just one of them. So please get well soon and get off of it.
I know I’m not an exciting, fabulous boyfriend, but at least I’m more interesting than some white bedsheets and some tasteless hospital foods. Get well soon!
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I think I’ve already reached maximum fondness for you. Get well soon, so I can show you how much I missed you!
Your illness has disrupted our Netflix and chill sessions. Get well soon, binge-watching buddy!
I hope they’re serving good food at the hospital. If not, we’ll have to plan a gourmet meal once you’re back. Get well soon, foodie!
I miss your radiant smile, and I can’t wait to see it again. Get well soon, sunshine!
Your absence has made me realize how much I rely on your terrible puns. Get well soon, pun master!
I’ve been practicing my dance moves in your absence, but I still can’t dance as gracefully as you. Get well soon, Dancing Queen!
Your illness has turned my life into a boring movie. Get well soon, my favorite leading lady!
I hope you’re not getting too comfortable at the hospital. Get well soon before they make you the hospital mascot!
Your sickness has made me appreciate how much I enjoy your company. Get well soon, my favorite partner in crime!
I’ve been using your absence as an excuse to eat all the ice cream. Get well soon, ice cream lover!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for romantic dates. Get well soon, my favorite date partner!
I hope they’re taking good care of you at the hospital, but don’t get too used to being pampered. Get well soon, pampered princess!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think chocolate comes pretty close. Get well soon, chocolate lover!
Your illness has made me realize how much I rely on your sense of humor. Get well soon, funny girl!
I’ve been trying to be productive in your absence, but it’s just not the same without your motivation. Get well soon, my source of inspiration!
Your sickness has made me appreciate how much you add to the spice in my life. Get well soon, my spicy girl!
I’ve been practicing my singing in your honor, but I still can’t hit those high notes like you. Get well soon, my melodious girlfriend!
Funny Get Well Message for Boyfriend
Your absence has disrupted our Netflix and chill sessions. Get well soon, binge-watching buddy!
I hope they’re serving good food at the hospital. If not, we’ll have to plan a gourmet meal once you’re back. Get well soon, foodie!
I miss your radiant smile, and I can’t wait to see it again. Get well soon, sunshine!
Your absence has made me realize how much I rely on your terrible puns. Get well soon, pun master!
I’ve been practicing my dance moves in your absence, but I still can’t dance as gracefully as you. Get well soon, Dancing King!
Your illness has turned my life into a boring movie. Get well soon, my favorite leading man!
I hope you’re not getting too comfortable at the hospital. Get well soon before they make you the hospital mascot!
Your sickness has made me appreciate how much I enjoy your company. Get well soon, my favorite partner in crime!
I’ve been using your absence as an excuse to eat all the ice cream. Get well soon, ice cream lover!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for romantic dates. Get well soon, my favorite date partner!
I hope they’re taking good care of you at the hospital, but don’t get too used to being pampered. Get well soon, pampered prince!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think chocolate comes pretty close. Get well soon, chocolate lover!
Your illness has made me realize how much I rely on your sense of humor. Get well soon, funny guy!
I’ve been trying to be productive in your absence, but it’s just not the same without your motivation. Get well soon, my source of inspiration!
Your sickness has made me appreciate how much you add to the spice in my life. Get well soon, my spicy boyfriend!
I’ve been practicing my singing in your honor, but I still can’t hit those high notes like you. Get well soon, my melodious boyfriend!
Your sickness has disrupted my plans to annoy you daily. Get well soon, so we can get back to our usual routine!
I wish I was the hospital bed you are lying on right now. I would kick the sickness out of you and then kick you out of me!
I have been missing you so much for so many days that it has started to get a bit boring now. please get well and come back soon!
Get well soon or someone else gets the job of bringing chocolate for me and waking me up every day with a romantic text.
I heard that there are some really hot nurses in the hospital. Is that the reason why you’re not getting well? You know what’s going to happen if it’s true!
I know you are getting a lot of attention nowadays. Just so you know, I’m also getting some unexpected attention from some unexpected people. Get well soon before it’s too late!
Funny Get Well Soon Messages for Colleagues
I envy you for getting paid while relaxing in the name of the illness. Kidding. Get well soon.
Your absence at work has disrupted our coffee breaks and gossip sessions. Get well soon, coffee buddy!
I hope you’re using your sick leave to catch up on all the TV shows you’ve missed. Get well soon, binge-watching expert!
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I think we’ve already reached maximum fondness for you. Get well soon, so we can show you how much we missed you!
Your illness has made the office way too quiet. Get well soon, noise maker!
I heard they serve Jell-O at the hospital. Did you steal all the red ones? Get well soon, Jell-O bandit!
Your sickness has turned our workplace into a boring place. Get well soon, entertainer!
We’ve been trying to fill your shoes at work, but they’re way too big for us. Get well soon, big feet!
I hope they’re taking good care of you at home. But don’t get too used to being pampered. Get well soon before you become a permanent couch potato!
Your absence has disrupted our daily dose of office pranks. Get well soon, prankster!
I’ve been using your empty desk as a hideout. Get well soon, or I might have to find a new secret lair!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think pizza comes pretty close. Get well soon, pizza lover!
Your sickness has made me realize how much I rely on your terrible jokes for daily entertainment. Get well soon, jokester!
I’ve been trying to be productive at work, but it’s just not the same without your motivation. Get well soon, my source of inspiration!
Your sickness has disrupted our daily routine of annoying each other at the office. Get well soon, my fellow office troublemaker!
I hope you’re not getting too comfortable at home. Get well soon before you become a professional couch potato!
Your absence has made me appreciate how much you contribute to our workplace chaos. Get well soon, chaos manager!
I’ve been practicing my dance moves at your desk, but I still can’t moonwalk like you. Get well soon, Dancing Queen/King of the Office!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for Friday night office happy hours. Get well soon, happy hour aficionado!
I knew you were desperately looking for time off, but this one seems painfully long for us. Please dear, recover your lazy ass and come back to us!
Funny Get Well Soon Messages For Boss
The herd is getting scattered without the leader. Get well soon and come back, boss.
It’s pretty quiet in the office for a few days. We miss your yelling at us, boss. Get well soon.
Don’t worry we are counting your sick leave. Rules are rules and work for everyone, right? Get well soon.
Your absence at work has turned our meetings into peaceful gatherings. Get well soon, meeting maestro!
We’ve been practicing our “boss impersonation” while you’re away, but none of us can quite capture your style. Get well soon, the one and only boss!
Your sickness has made the office way too calm. Get well soon, turbulence creator!
I heard they serve gourmet meals at the hospital. Did you request a Michelin-star chef? Get well soon, foodie boss!
Your absence has disrupted our daily dose of motivational speeches. Get well soon, motivator!
We hope your recovery is as fast as your decision-making skills. Get well soon, quick thinker!
Your sickness has made me realize how much I rely on your guidance at the office. Get well soon, mentor!
Your absence has made our office meetings way too short. Get well soon, meeting extender!
We’ve been trying to fill your shoes at work, but they’re way too big for us. Get well soon, boss with big shoes!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for office pranks. Get well soon, prankster boss!
I hope you’re not getting too comfortable at home. Get well soon before you become a professional couch potato!
Your absence has made me appreciate how much you contribute to our workplace chaos. Get well soon, chaos manager boss!
We’ve been trying to keep up with your sense of humor at the office, but we think you’re still the funniest. Get well soon, funny boss!
Your sickness has disrupted our daily routine of annoying each other at the office. Get well soon, our favorite office troublemaker boss!
Your absence has made us realize how much we rely on your leadership. Get well soon, our fearless leader!
We’ve been practicing our dance moves in your honor, but we still can’t dance as gracefully as you. Get well soon, Dancing Queen/King of the Office!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for Friday night office happy hours. Get well soon, happy hour aficionado boss!
Funny Get Well Soon Wishes
Hoping for your complete recovery, because I don’t want to come to the hospital for a second time!
I heard that the hospital food is terrible. Get well soon, or I might have to bring you some gourmet takeout!
Your illness has made me realize how much I miss your terrible jokes. Get well soon, jokester!
I hope you’re not enjoying all the attention at the hospital too much. Get well soon before you become a hospital regular!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for world domination. Get well soon, partner in crime!
I’ve been using your absence as an excuse to eat all the chocolate. Get well soon, chocolate lover!
Your sickness has made me appreciate how much you add to the spice in my life. Get well soon, my spicy friend!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think pizza comes pretty close. Get well soon, pizza lover!
Your absence has made my life way too boring. Get well soon, adventure buddy!
I hope they’re taking good care of you at the hospital, but don’t get too used to being pampered. Get well soon, pampered friend!
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I’m already pretty fond of you. Get well soon, or I might get too mushy!
I’ve been practicing my dance moves in your honor, but I still can’t dance as gracefully as you. Get well soon, Dancing Queen/King!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for Friday night fun. Get well soon, party animal!
I’ve been trying to be productive in your absence, but it’s just not the same without your motivation. Get well soon, my source of inspiration!
Your absence has turned my life into a boring movie. Get well soon, my favorite leading actor/actress!
I hope you’re not getting too comfortable with all the pampering at the hospital. Get well soon before you turn into a diva!
Your sickness has made me appreciate how much you contribute to our chaos. Get well soon, chaos manager!
I’ve been practicing my singing in your honor, but I still can’t hit those high notes like you. Get well soon, my melodious friend!
Your sickness has disrupted our plans for a weekend adventure. Get well soon, adventure enthusiast!
I’m really very sorry to hear that you aren’t feeling well and trust me; I too am feeling so bored, because we were supposed to go-to on the trip. Get well soon please.
Congrats you are formally debilitated! Appreciate the occasions. Unwind a ton. What’s more, returned soon so that we likewise get the chance to fall ill.
I think it will be better if I will be the one to end your life rather than be killed by that damn sickness that you have. Smile. That is good for your health!
Congratulations you are officially sick! Enjoy the holidays. Relax a lot. And come back soon so that we also get the opportunity to fall ill.
Petitioning God for your fast recovery. Show signs of improvement soon or I’ll break your legs once more. Simply joking dear, get well soon.
Funny Get Well Soon Quotes
Congrats you finally managed to get sick. Now, enjoy the royal treatment. Lucky you!
Heard you caught a bug. Hope it’s not the love bug, those symptoms last forever!
Hurry up and get better! Your plants are almost as thirsty as you on a Friday night.
You’re just trying to get out of doing chores, aren’t you?
Get well soon! I need my fun partner back. How dare you get sick without my permission?
I’d send you flowers, but I heard you’re allergic to work. Get well soon!
Remember when you said you wished you could stay in bed all day? Wish granted! Get well soon.
Heard you’re in the hospital. I’m sending you ‘healing vibes’… and by that I mean, I’m eating cake on your behalf.
Get well soon because being sick is no excuse to miss our gossip sessions!
Heard you’re on the sick list. But hey, at least you’re on top of some list!
The world isn’t the same without your craziness. Hurry up and recover, we need you!
If all the doctors are as hot as yours, I will choose to be sick every day.
Have a swift recovery because I cannot go to the hospital for a second time. Hate that place.
No sickness in the world has the power to keep someone as strong-willed as you down. Get better soon.
You can return home now. I have done spending “me time”. Get well soon and come home so we can do all the chores together.
Tell us the truth. Is not this sickness give you a great chance to enjoy long holidays? Kidding, I hope you will get well soon.
Enough funding the poor hospital chap! Get well soon now.
Get well soon to eat all the chocolates people have brought you while visiting you. Okay?
Sometimes I thought that you are some kind of invincible, but now I know that you are human too. Get well as soon as possible.
Wishing you a speedy recuperation since we have a major match one week from now. I figure you likewise would prefer not to miss it too.
Everyone tells you to get better, but no one will ever tell you how. I know the secret: sleep and sleep and sleep some more.
Even Superman has a weakness. Though you are feeling weak now, know that you will be strong again. Until then, may peace be with you.
