200+ Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes

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Funny Anniversary Wishes: The calendar of life reserves a special day for married people. Commonly referred to as the anniversary- it’s a day that takes you back to the start.

To the moment when the journey of marital life began. Every individual secretly loves to reminisce about the happy occasion of their anniversary. Why not make the most of those comical moments and send your friends and family a funny anniversary wish?

Let’s infuse some humor into your anniversary wishes and make your loved ones smile. Send them some funny anniversary messages now!

Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy anniversary, my love. Here’s a thank you for marrying me, and here’s a sorry for marrying me.

Happy anniversary, honey. Thank you for always believing in me, even in the moments when I didn’t believe in myself.

Happy anniversary, my dear! Thank you for putting up with my quirks for another year. You deserve a medal.

Cheers to another year of enduring my terrible jokes and still managing to smile. You’re a true champ, my love. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, darling! They say love is blind, but it’s also apparently deaf because you’re still with me despite my snoring.

It’s been another year of love, laughter, and putting up with each other’s strange habits. Here’s to many more weird and wonderful years together! Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on another year of tolerating my nonsense. You’re clearly a superhero in disguise. Happy anniversary, my love!

Happy anniversary to the one who still finds me attractive even when I’ve just woken up and I’m sporting some serious bedhead.

They say marriage is all about compromise. So here’s to another year of me pretending to listen while you pick the Netflix show. Cheers to us!

Happy anniversary! You’re not just my partner in crime; you’re also my partner in all the bad decisions we’ve made together.

Another year down, and we haven’t killed each other yet. I’d say that’s a reason to celebrate. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my love. Thanks for being the person I can annoy for the rest of my life and still call it love.

Cheers to us on our anniversary! We’ve managed to stay together, and I promise to try and remember where I put my keys this year.

Happy anniversary! Here’s to another year of pretending we have it all together when, in reality, we’re just winging it.

Congratulations on surviving another year with me! You deserve a gold medal and a lifetime supply of patience. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my dear! Thanks for putting up with my crazy family, my weird friends, and most importantly, me.

Cheers to the person who knows all my flaws and somehow still loves me unconditionally. You’re a keeper! Happy anniversary.

Another year, another adventure in the book of us. Thanks for filling my life with laughter and love. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, sweetheart! I promise to continue stealing the covers and eating your snacks when you’re not looking.

Cheers to another year of you and me. May our love stay as strong as your Wi-Fi signal! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my partner in Netflix, and my partner in overeating at buffets. You’re the best!

Another year of married life, and we’re still as weird and wonderful as ever. Here’s to us and all our beautifully bizarre moments. Happy anniversary!

Marriage is a journey that takes you from ‘you are the best I’ve ever known to you are good for nothing’. Happy anniversary!

Marriage is like being locked in a cell with a smile on the face. I feel really bad for your husband/wife. Happy wedding anniversary anyway!

I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!

I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!

Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.

Happy anniversary to the man who still has all his hair, most of his teeth, and only half of his sanity. You are aging like a fine wine, and I love you.

Happy anniversary to my partner in mischief! Here’s to another year of pranking each other and making memories that we’ll never forget. Love you, my silly love.

Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Couple

Surviving a marriage is hard, but you two made it look so easy. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the couple who proved that even in the animal kingdom, monogamy can work!

Congratulations on another year of tolerating each other’s quirks. You’re officially experts at this marriage thing!

Marriage is all about teamwork. You two make an excellent team – one of you cooks, and the other one eats. Happy anniversary!

Cheers to the couple who still knows how to have a good time together – even if it’s just arguing over the TV remote. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Remember, a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person. Keep falling!

They say love is blind, but I think marriage might be the real eye-opener. Here’s to your continued enlightenment on your anniversary!

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade! Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on reaching a point in your marriage where you can finish each other’s sentences – and still find it annoying! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still makes it look easy, even though we all know it’s not!

Another year of marriage means another year of discovering all the little things that annoy each other. Cheers to a lifetime of surprises!

Happy anniversary to the couple who never fail to make me laugh – whether it’s with you or at you!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is the husband. Wishing you continued “rightness” on your anniversary!

Congratulations on your anniversary! Here’s to another year of pretending to be normal when you’re together – we all know the truth!

Marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. You two have definitely found each other!

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Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal – with no dropouts or interruptions!

They say the secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor. You two must be the happiest couple in the world! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! You’ve officially reached the point where “time for bed” sounds more exciting than “let’s go out.”

Marriage is like a rollercoaster – it has its ups and downs, but it’s a lot more fun when you scream together! Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage! If you can survive each other, you can survive anything. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the couple who makes every day feel like a sitcom. Thanks for the endless laughter and entertainment!

Many happy returns on your anniversary. May God bless you with patience to deal with each other.

When I look at you two, I realize that love really does make people live longer. Wishing you so many returns of the day!

You two have survived another year of each other’s farts and burps. May your love continue to grow and your flatulence decrease. Happy anniversary!

It is already your wedding anniversary. Wasn’t it yesterday when I saw you at the altar? Time truly speeds by. May it speed by even more years. Happy Anniversary to you two!

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband

Happy anniversary from the nicest person you’ll ever meet in your life. Be thankful for my presence in yours!

You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!

You may have a lot of complaints about me, but darling trust me, they are just as useless as you are. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my dear husband! They say that behind every great man is a great woman. Well, you’re lucky to have me!

Another year of putting up with my shenanigans? You deserve a medal, dear husband. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, sweetheart! I don’t need Google because you’ve become my go-to for all of life’s questions.

They say marriage is all about compromise, but let’s be real – I just pretend to listen to your advice! Happy anniversary, my wise husband!

Congratulations on another year of surviving my cooking! You’re a true culinary hero. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my love! I still can’t believe you married me, but I’m glad you did. You must really love living dangerously!

You may be getting older, my dear husband, but at least you’re aging gracefully. Or, you know, as gracefully as you can with me around. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the man who knows all my flaws and loves me anyway. You’re either crazy or crazy in love!

Cheers to another year of you and me, my dear. They say opposites attract, so you must be pretty attracted to me!

Happy anniversary! Remember, they say the first year of marriage is the hardest. So, congratulations on surviving the easiest part!

Happy anniversary, my dear husband! Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right – and the other person is you!

Congratulations on another year of dealing with my shopping habits. You deserve a trophy for patience, my love. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my partner in laughter, and my partner in taking out the trash. You truly do it all!

Another year, another round of pretending to be a responsible adult. Thanks for playing this game of life with me, dear husband. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! They say the key to a successful marriage is communication. So, let’s communicate: you’re stuck with me!

Marriage is all about compromise, so here’s to another year of you compromising your sanity for the sake of our love. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my dear husband! You’re not just my better half; you’re also my better dishwasher loader.

They say love is blind, but I think it’s also deaf because you still love me even after hearing all my terrible singing. Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on another year of making me laugh, dear husband! You truly are the funniest person I know. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the man who stole my heart and my last piece of chocolate. You’re lucky you’re cute!

On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.

Here’s to another year of loving each other and laughing at each other for choosing the wrong partners. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the man who, still makes my heart skip a beat. Here’s to another year filled with joy, love, and creating memories we won’t remember by next year.

It’s been another year of being married to my favorite comedian. Thanks for always making me laugh and for loving me endlessly. Happy anniversary, my love.

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Wife

Marriage is a battlefield where the wife always wins. Wishing you so many victories ahead! Happy anniversary!

Today, I celebrate the day you finally gave up on trying to find a better man than me. Happy anniversary my love!

I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!

Happy anniversary, my love! They say marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!

Congratulations on another year of pretending to be surprised when I forget our anniversary! You’re an excellent actress, my dear wife. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my dear wife! You’ve officially reached the point where “time for bed” sounds more exciting than “let’s go out.”

Another year of marriage means another year of pretending to listen while you’re talking. I’m getting really good at this, aren’t I? Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my love! They say that behind every great man is a great woman. Well, you’re the reason I’m so great!

Marriage is all about compromise, but let’s be honest – you’re the one who always gets your way! Happy anniversary to the boss of our relationship.

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Congratulations on another year of putting up with my craziness! You must be really good at handling emergencies by now. Happy anniversary, my amazing wife!

Happy anniversary, sweetheart! You’re the only person I would want to be stranded on a desert island with – as long as you promise not to talk my ear off!

They say marriage is like a rollercoaster – full of ups and downs. But with you, it’s more like a merry-go-round – always spinning, but in a fun and dizzying way!

Happy anniversary to the love of my life! I promise to continue pretending to like your cooking, even if it’s just edible.

Another year, another adventure in the book of us. Thanks for filling my life with laughter, love, and a little bit of chaos. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my dear wife! They say the secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor. Well, you must be the funniest person I know!

Congratulations on another year of making our house a home, my love. And by “home,” I mean the place where you hide all the snacks! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! You’re not just my better half; you’re also my better decision maker, better cook, and better at pretty much everything!

They say love is blind, but I think marriage is like an eye exam. You always make sure I see things more clearly, especially when it comes to chores! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the woman who completes me – not just by being my wife, but also by finishing the last slice of pizza every time!

Congratulations on another year of putting up with my snoring! You must really love me to endure those nightly serenades. Happy anniversary, my patient wife!

Happy anniversary, my love! Remember, a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person. Lucky for me, that person is you!

Another year down, and you’re still the one who can make my heart race and my patience wear thin – all at the same time! Happy anniversary, my lovely wife!

Happy anniversary to the woman who knows all my flaws and somehow still loves me unconditionally. You’re either crazy or crazy in love!

On this very day, I scribbled my name on the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!

I wanted to take you to a restaurant, but then I realized no chef could cook better than you. Let’s celebrate this day with a candlelight dinner at home!

You have all the right to call me crazy; that’s exactly what men become when they marry someone like you! Happy anniversary!

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends

If Love is a dream you don’t want to wake up to, Marriage is a COMA that you can’t wake up to! Happy anniversary!

You could be anyone you wanted to be, but you chose to be an actor just like me. Happy anniversary my friend.

Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary to the couple who have made it this far without needing a referee! Keep up the good work, you two!

Congratulations on another year of putting up with each other’s quirks! It’s a good thing you both have a great sense of humor. Happy anniversary, my funny friends!

Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a rollercoaster ride, and you two are definitely getting your money’s worth in thrills and spills.

Wishing you a happy anniversary! They say that a marriage is a lot like a deck of cards – it starts with two hearts and a diamond, and you’re constantly looking for a club and a spade!

Cheers to the couple who still laughs at each other’s jokes, even after all these years! You two are a comedy duo in the making. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my dear friends! They say that marriage is a long journey, and you two have managed to keep each other entertained along the way.

Another year of marriage means another year of pretending to listen to each other’s stories! You two are the best actors in town. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still makes us laugh with their funny and adorable antics! May your love story continue to be a comedy filled with love and laughter.

Congratulations on another year of being the perfect couple – perfect at making each other laugh and smile! Happy anniversary, you two!

Happy anniversary! You guys are the real MVPs of marriage – Managing Very Playful lovebirds!

Wishing you a happy anniversary, my friends! Your marriage is like a comedy show, and you’re the stars of the funniest sitcom in town.

They say that marriage is all about compromise, but let’s be honest – you both just take turns being right! Happy anniversary, my wise friends.

Happy anniversary to the couple who make marriage look easy – or at least make it look funny! May your love continue to shine with laughter.

Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage without any major injuries! Keep up the great teamwork. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, my friends! You’re not just a couple; you’re a dynamic duo of love and laughter.

Another year down, and you two are still a perfect match – like peanut butter and jelly, or laughter and love! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the couple who prove that love is not just about romance but also about having a great sense of humor. Keep the laughter rolling!

They say laughter is the best medicine, and you two have found the perfect prescription for a happy marriage. Happy anniversary, my hilarious friends!

Congratulations on another year of putting up with each other’s quirks and idiosyncrasies. You’re the funniest couple I know. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Your marriage is proof that love and laughter go hand in hand. May your days be filled with joy, humor, and endless happiness.

Funny Anniversary Wishes For Parents

You are so annoying to each other yet so lovable to all of us. Happy anniversary dear mom and dad!

Mum and Dad, you’ve set a new record. You’ve been sleeping with one another for the past (number) years. Nah, you’re not dreaming. It’s your anniversary.

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To the best people who had a tough time raising me, I wish you a happy anniversary! I hope you will spend your day beautifully as you do not have to think about your kids.

Happy anniversary to the dynamic duo who’ve somehow managed to put up with each other for all these years! You’re an inspiration to us all.

Congratulations, Mom and Dad, on reaching another year of wedded bliss! It’s almost like you’re professionals at this marriage thing by now.

Cheers to the parents who’ve spent countless nights arguing about who’s right, but still wake up in the same bed the next day! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the couple who can’t live with each other but can’t live without each other either! You’ve perfected the art of lovingly annoying each other.

To the parents who have been through thick and thin together – and somehow managed to come out the other side with your sense of humor intact! Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on another year of pretending to like each other’s cooking, Mom and Dad! Your acting skills are truly impressive. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, you two! Marriage is like a deck of cards, and you’ve managed to stay in the game for (number) years. Keep playing your cards right!

Another year of marriage means another year of pretending to listen to each other’s stories. You’ve mastered the art of selective hearing! Happy anniversary!

Wishing you a happy anniversary, Mom and Dad! They say that love is blind, but I think marriage is like a really good pair of glasses – it helps you see each other’s quirks more clearly!

Congratulations on reaching another milestone, Mom and Dad! Your marriage is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, and it’s always best when shared with loved ones.

Happy anniversary to the parents who know all my flaws and still put up with me! You’re either crazy or crazy in love – maybe a bit of both!

Cheers to the couple who can still laugh together after all these years, even when the jokes are about each other! Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!

Happy anniversary to the parents who make marriage look easy – or at least make it look hilarious! May your love story continue to be filled with laughter.

They say that marriage is all about compromise, and you’ve definitely mastered the art of compromising – as long as one of you gets your way! Happy anniversary, my wise parents.

Congratulations on another year of surviving each other’s quirks and idiosyncrasies! You’re the funniest couple I know. Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!

Happy anniversary, you two! Your marriage is like a comedy show, and you’re the stars of the funniest sitcom in town. Keep the laughter rolling!

Another year down, and you two are still a perfect match – like peanut butter and jelly, or laughter and love! Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!

Happy anniversary to the parents who prove that love is not just about romance but also about having a great sense of humor. Keep the jokes coming!

Congratulations on another year of being the perfect parental team – like Batman and Robin, only with more dad jokes! Happy anniversary, my hilarious parents.

Happy anniversary! Your marriage is proof that love and laughter go hand in hand. May your days be filled with joy, humor, and endless happiness.

In the Olympic Games of marriage, you’ve won medals for producing smart, handsome children like me. Happy anniversary, Mum and Dad.

Imagine a little child having to deal with the scolding of a couple united by love. Luckily, the young child survives. The child sends his deepest warm wishes on their anniversary.

Mum, you might be losing your memory, but Dad will make sure that both of you continue to make new memories. Happy anniversary to you both!

From you two, I’ve learned how to love each other unconditionally and how to laugh at each other trustfully. Happy anniversary to the most amazing parents in the world!

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

“I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henny Youngman

“A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!” – Unknown

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Unknown

“Anniversary: A time to celebrate the beauty, the gift, and the blessing of enduring love.” – Unknown

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney

“The longer you’re married, the shorter your arguments become. You know each other too well, and you know you’re both too old to change.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a fine wine; it gets better with age… once you learn to keep a cork in it.” – Unknown

“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.” – Unknown

“The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.” – Tom Mullen

“Love is the same for a poor man and a king. It makes the time pass. And the time is all we have to mark this day.” – Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney