200+ Funny Friendship Messages, Texts and Quotes

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Funny Friendship Messages: Friendship is a relationship that has no boundary and doesn’t require any commitment cause it’s all about sharing and caring without any kind of conditions.

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Funny Friendship Messages

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together ????

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say, I’d be poor and you’d still be dumb.

With friends like you, who needs enemies? You’re already a handful.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Your craziness complements my insanity. We’re like two peas in a nutcase!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a “cutecumber.”

“Helping” you is the reason I have “How to Hide a Body” in my Google search history.

Your secret is safe with me… and my three other friends.

You and I are more than friends; we’re like a really small gang.

I hope we’re friends until we die. And then, I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people together.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

Our friendship is like fat – no matter how much you try to get rid of it, it sticks around.

You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Just kidding, you’re not that special.

Thanks for being the kind of friend who’d laugh at me when I fall, but also help me collect the fifty dollars I won from making that bet.

You’re the friend everyone should have. But not get, because I don’t like sharing.

Some friends are like pennies: two-faced and worthless. You, my friend, are a diamond. Awkward, pointy, but valuable.

I’m so glad we’re friends. Who else would overlook my forgetfulness and still agree to do stupid things with me?

We’ll be the old ladies causing havoc in the nursing homes. Can’t wait!

Friendship is finding that one person you can only hate for a few minutes because you have something really important to tell them.

Being your best friend is no longer a choice for me; it has become a necessity! You know too much about me.

A good friend will pick you up when you fall, but a best friend will help you up, laugh, and trip you again.

I heard that a true friend is someone who helps you hide a dead body. I will manage a friend like that but will you be that dead body for me?

I don’t ever want a friend better than you because I’m already fed up! You are a great friend but your craziness is beyond endurable!

True friends are like loud farts. They don’t smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.

Real Friend care like a MOM, Scold like a DAD, Teas like a SISTER, Irritate like a BROTHER, Love more than a LOVER.

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you’re comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

I’m fortunate to have someone in my life who is not only my friend but also my personal babysitter. Thanks for being there.

There is no doubt that you are the most fortunate person as you have me in your life. You surely need no more blessings in your life.

Thank you for being there through all of the significant others I have mistakenly chosen over you in obvious moments of weakness.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Funny Messages For Best Friends

Sometimes, I feel scared of dying and going to hell. But then I can’t help but smile because I know for a fact that my best friend will most certainly accompany me.

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A best friend is someone who drives you insane but makes sure that they don’t send you to the asylum. Thanks, bestie, for always being there for me.

If I were trapped on a deserted island and could only bring one thing, I’d choose you… not for the company, but because you’re terrible at survival skills and I’d need someone to eat.

Do you remember all those stupid fights we had growing up? Let’s keep doing that. Getting old is no fun without you to annoy.

Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight over the last slice of pizza.

God made us best friends because He knew our parents couldn’t handle us as siblings.

I’d walk through fire for you! Not a lot, just like, the edge… maybe. If it’s not too hot.

Life’s journey is easier when you hear a friend’s footsteps beside you. Especially when those footsteps are as loud and clumsy as yours.

You know you’re best friends when you can sit in silence for hours, and then out of the blue one says, “Was that a fart or a phone vibrating?”

Behind every successful person is a best friend giving them crazy ideas.

Your vibe attracts your tribe, which explains why we’re both equally weird and proud of it.

If aliens ever abducted us, I’m pretty sure they’d return us in a matter of hours. Thanks for being bizarre with me.

You’re the Thelma to my Louise… or are you the Louise? Let’s just rob a bank and see who’s who.

Good friends offer advice, best friends offer gin. And with you, it’s always tequila.

We’re not gossiping; we’re networking. Very important business.

Thanks for always being there for me, even when I’m being a pain in the butt. But let’s be real, usually, it’s the other way around.

“Normal” is just a setting on the dryer, and we’re both clearly set on “delicates”.

The best part of our friendship? I always get to be the good influence… well, at least once in a blue moon.

They say that friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

Remember that time when… never mind, I’d rather not remind you. You have enough blackmail material on me already.

A best friend would either stop you from committing a crime or join you in jail after you had committed one. There is no in-between.

My friend, I was visiting the graveyard the other day. And it made me realize that should our friendship ever end; it would be the death of you.

We’re not perfect, We laugh too hard, We’re way too loud and we make complete fools of ourselves but doing it together makes us Best friends forever!

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it’s like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it’s even better with a friend.

Fish said to water: you won’t see my tears because I am in the water. Water replied: But, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. That’s FRIENDSHIP!

Funny Messages for Friendship Day

I like you most because you are always there to join in my weirdness. Happy Friendship Day!

If Friendship Day had a face, it would be ours – with a filter, of course! Wishing you all the filtered happiness today.

Happy Friendship Day! Thanks for being the only person who understands my jokes and laughs even when they’re not funny.

Let’s celebrate this Friendship Day by not buying each other gifts. Just kidding, I expect a present by noon.

Friendship is… searching for Wi-Fi together. May we always stay connected. Happy Friendship Day!

To the one who knows how to hide my online shopping packages, happy Friendship Day!

Thanks for always being the designated driver of our bad decisions. Happy Friendship Day!

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They say real friends get treated like family. Well, in our case, that means you get to do the dishes. Happy Friendship Day!

This Friendship Day, let’s raise a toast to all those fashion disasters we have had together and promise never to let each other wear them again.

Happy Friendship Day to the only person I’d share my last slice of pizza with. (But you’ll owe me one.)

Our friendship is like wine… mostly because we just sit and whine together. Cheers to us on Friendship Day!

To the only friend who knows more about me than Google. Happy Friendship Day!

Happy Friendship Day! Here’s to another year of spilling tea, sharing secrets, and supporting each other’s poor life choices.

On this Friendship Day, I promise not to reveal how weird you are… if you do the same for me.

Thanks for never saying “I told you so” even when you totally told me so. Happy Friendship Day!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am awesome, and so are you… but I’m a tad more awesome. Happy Friendship Day!

We might be bad influences on each other, but at least we have fun doing it! Cheers to our misadventures. Happy Friendship Day!

Remember all those stupid things we did as kids? Thank goodness we grew up… and started doing even stupider things! Happy Friendship Day!

I envy you because you got to meet such a wonderful person like me. Truly, God has blessed you a lot in life. Anyway, happy friendship day!

Our friendship is like Timon and Pumba from Lion King. Nobody can break us apart. Happy friendship day, dear friend.

“Sugar, spice, and everything nice.” ~ It’s an iconic line from Powerpuff girls, but that’s exactly what I feel about you. Happy friendship day, bro!

There is an ongoing debate in football circles about whether Pele or Maradona is the best. But what they don’t know is that my friend is definitely the best. Happy friendship day, mate!

Funny Friendship Quotes

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” – Robert Brault

“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” – Virginia Woolf

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.” – Unknown

“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” – Oprah Winfrey

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” – Emilie Saint-Genis

“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” – Edwin Arlington Robinson

“The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

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Funny Texts for Friends

Why do you put up with me? Oh right, because you’re just as weird. Carry on.

Your friendship is like Wi-Fi. I can’t see it, but I know my life would be in shambles without it.

I’m not saying we’re inseparable, but have you ever seen us in different rooms? Exactly.

I’m so glad we’re friends. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the shoes to my feet, the charger to my phone… basically, I’d be lost without you.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. But go on, I’m listening…

If they ever put our chats on display in a museum, we’d both be banned for life. But until then… what’s the latest gossip?

In an emergency, the first person I’d call is you. Not because you’d know what to do, but because we’d panic together.

I was going to send you something funny, but then I saw my face in the mirror and thought, “This will do.”

My life without you is like a phone at 1% battery. Dramatic, empty, and desperately in need of a charger.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME. Don’t worry, I’m on my way.

You know too much about me. That’s why you have to be my friend forever. No choice in the matter.

The aliens called. They want their weirdo back. Oh wait, that’s you. Never mind.

Remember, as your friend, it’s my duty to agree with you. Unless you’re wrong. Which is, like, 99% of the time.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

In our friendship, I’m the responsible one. Which is funny because in every other scenario, that’s not the case.

I’m sending you a hug over text. Squeeze your phone tight. Feel the love. And now, send it back before I feel rejected.

A wise person once said, “Never let your best friends get lonely.” So… are you free for pizza tonight?

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mailman told me I have to get out of the mailbox first.

My dear friend, you attract me more than gravity. I love you! Happy friendship day wishes to you!

I knew it was a friendship at first sight when I saw that we were the same kinda crazy.

My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.

You drink too much, you cuss too much also you have questionable morals, you’re everything I ever wanted in a friend!

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!

True friends are like Chinese takeout, they are; dependable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.

Funny Friendship Captions

I saw a dog on the road. He was looking for his bitch. Fortunately, I got mine by my side.

You’re annoying. You’re weird. You’re crazy. You’re stupid. You’re clingy. You’re… just like me.

I adore the fact that you would die for me, but I can’t make any promises, best friend.

You are my personal therapist, but you are also the reason I need therapy.

I knew the moment I met you that we had to be best friends because no one else could match our level of awesomeness.

Do you know why I only have one best friend, and that is you? It’s not because you are enough; it’s because I have had enough.

Best friends do not stop you from doing crazy things; they join you and go to jail or hell.

If you ever fall, my friend, I will always pull you up, but I will definitely laugh for a while.

The only reason I am able to pass my class is that you are my friend; thank you for always doing my homework.

I know you’re my true friend because you’ve seen me lose my mind when I’m hungry and you’re not afraid of me.