200+ Funny Good Morning Messages, Wishes & Quotes

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Funny Good Morning Messages: Starting a day with a big smile on the face is the best thing to do. You can easily make your dear ones laugh in the morning if you want to.

Here are some funny good morning messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up.

Your good morning greetings can make a big difference in their life. Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh right at the beginning of their day.

These funny good morning wishes will help you bring smiles to their faces right in the morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages

Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.

I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!

Good morning! I’m not a morning person, but if I woke up to a buffet of pancakes, I might reconsider.

Rise and shine! Or just hit snooze and dream about breakfast burritos. Either way, it’s a win.

Good morning! Remember, coffee has feelings too. Treat it kindly, and it will make your day better.

Rise and shine! But if you need me to rise and shine with enthusiasm, give me another hour.

Good morning! I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room at the same time?

Rise and shine! Just kidding, hit snooze. You’re not a morning person, and that’s perfectly okay.

Good morning! If each morning is a gift, can I return Monday for store credit?

Rise and shine! But if rising and shining aren’t working for you, try coffee and extra sleep.

Good morning! I was going to take over the world today, but then I thought, “Eh, maybe tomorrow.”

Rise and shine! Unless you’re a vampire, in which case, good evening.

Good morning! Today’s goal: be as awesome as the coffee I’m about to have.

Rise and shine! And by “shine,” I mean bask in the glow of your phone as you check for more sleep.

Good morning! I’m not a morning person until I’ve had my morning person.

Rise and shine! Or just hit snooze, roll over, and go back to sleep. It’s a valid option.

Good morning! If you see me without coffee, just back away slowly and pretend you didn’t.

Rise and shine! But if you’re more of a “roll out of bed and stumble around” type, that’s cool too.

Good morning! Coffee: because adulting is hard, and you deserve a medal for getting out of bed.

Rise and shine! Or, you know, just hit the snooze button and hope for the best. Either way, happy morning!

Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

Life is full of stress and troubles. Don’t get off your bed if you want a good day. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life from happening to you!

If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.

I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!

Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!

Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.

Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.

Good morning, dear! Always try to find wisdom in people around you because you lack wisdom in yourself. Have a great day, buddy!

The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it’s not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages for Him

I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning, but darling, you really need to brush your teeth first. Good morning!

Good morning, dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Just a friendly reminder that morning breath is a real thing. Maybe invest in some minty freshness?

Good morning! If you were a cat, you’d probably be purr-fectly annoyed at being awake right now. Just a thought.

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Rise and shine! I love you even before you’ve had your coffee – and that’s saying something.

Good morning, handsome. Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Choose wisely.

Rise and shine, my love. If I had a dollar for every time you hit the snooze button, we’d be on a tropical vacation right now.

Good morning! Just a friendly reminder that I’m the best thing that will happen to you today. You’re welcome!

Rise and shine, sleepy prince! May your coffee be strong and your commute be short. And don’t forget to wear matching socks today.

Good morning, love. If I had a penny for every time you mumbled in your sleep, we’d be millionaires by now.

Rise and shine, my sleepy hero! Today’s mission: conquer the day without tripping over your own feet. I believe in you!

Good morning, sunshine! If you were any more adorable in the morning, I might start thinking you’re a morning person. Almost.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Just remember, life is short. So is your temper before coffee, but we’ll work on that together.

Good morning, my love. If there were an award for the most bedhead, you’d win it every single day.

Rise and shine! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. See what I did there? Now go conquer the day!

Good morning, my favorite human. Today’s goal: make it through the day without putting your shirt on inside out. You got this!

Rise and shine, handsome! Today’s weather forecast: 99% chance of coffee and a high likelihood of me being awesome.

Good morning! I just wanted to remind you that you’re stuck with me all day. Brace yourself for my unmatched charm.

Rise and shine, my sleepy knight. Today’s adventure: surviving work without accidentally hitting ‘reply all’ in an email. Good luck!

Good morning, love. If I were a genie, I’d grant you three wishes: a hot shower, a hearty breakfast, and a traffic-free commute. May your day be magical!

You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!

Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!

You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!

Hello my love, may you have a beautiful morning. But definitely, morning is not as attractive as I am. Anyways enjoy your morning.

Good morning baby! I dreamt about you last night, and you made me scared. Come and meet me soon. Do not think I miss you; I just only want to see a ghost alive. Love you

Hi, good morning, baby. I love you more than my morning coffee. So, stop acting like a cold wine sometimes. You are not only a lifeline to me but a weird headache at the same time.

Funny Good Morning Messages for Her

I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!

I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you, but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

Rise and shine, my sleepy beauty! Just a heads up, my morning hair may rival yours, but my love for you is unmatched.

Good morning! If loving you was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence. Luckily, you’re stuck with me!

Rise and shine, darling! Today’s goal: tackle the day with a smile and try not to trip over your own feet. You’ve got this!

Good morning, beautiful! If I had a penny for every time I thought of you in the morning, I’d be a billionaire by now.

Rise and shine, my love! Just remember, today’s struggles are tomorrow’s funny stories. Let’s make some hilarious memories!

Good morning, sunshine! If I were a cat, you’d be the purr-fect reason for my morning stretch.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! If I had a nickel for every time you hit the snooze button, we could retire early. Just kidding – get up!

Good morning, love. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. See what I did there? Now go conquer the day!

Rise and shine, my sleepy princess! Just remember, you’re not really awake until you’ve had your first cup of coffee.

Good morning! If laughter is the best medicine, then you’re my daily dose of hilarity. Thanks for making my mornings brighter.

Rise and shine, gorgeous! Just a friendly reminder that my love for you is like the energizer bunny – it keeps going and going.

Good morning, my love. If I had to choose between a million bucks and your smile, I’d choose your smile every time.

Rise and shine, my little ray of sunshine! Today’s forecast: a high chance of laughter and a 100% chance of me being head over heels for you.

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Good morning! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together… and then make us some breakfast.

Rise and shine, beautiful! Today’s goal: conquer the day with grace and a sprinkle of your charming clumsiness.

Good morning, love. Just a quick reminder that you’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the coffee to my mornings.

Rise and shine, my love! If I were a genie, I’d grant you three wishes: a hot shower, a hearty breakfast, and a day as wonderful as you are.

Good morning! If happiness were a currency, your smile would make me the wealthiest person alive. Keep shining!

I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet.

If I am not the first person you see when you wake up, then you should sleep again—a happy morning, love.

Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!

I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!

I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!

I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends

Good morning, dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!

Rise and shine, my friend! Remember, today is a gift, and I’m the bowtie on that present. You’re welcome!

Good morning! If laughter is the best medicine, consider me your daily dose. You’re stuck with me!

Rise and shine, buddy! If I were a cat, I’d probably knock everything off your dresser just to wake you up.

Good morning, my friend. If I had to choose between being your friend and being independently wealthy, I’d choose… hmm, tough call.

Rise and shine, bestie! Just a friendly reminder that you’re stuck with me for another day of fun and mischief.

Good morning! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. See what I did there? Now go conquer the day!

Rise and shine, pal! Today’s mission: survive the day without accidentally wearing your shirt inside out. You got this!

Good morning, friend. Just a heads up, today’s goal is to make you laugh so hard that coffee comes out your nose. Challenge accepted?

Rise and shine, my partner in crime! Today’s weather forecast: 99% chance of laughter and a high likelihood of shenanigans.

Good morning! If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Luckily, we’re both a little left of center, so it works out.

Rise and shine, amigo! Just remember, life is short. So is your temper before coffee, but we’ll work on that together.

Good morning, buddy! If I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, we could retire and spend our days making each other laugh.

Rise and shine, my comedic comrade! Today’s goal: make it through the day without tripping over your own feet. I believe in you!

Good morning, friend. Just a quick reminder that you’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the coffee to my mornings.

Rise and shine, my laughter partner! Today’s adventure: surviving work without accidentally hitting ‘reply all’ in an email. Good luck!

Good morning! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together… and then make us some breakfast.

Rise and shine, my hilarious friend! Today’s forecast: a high chance of laughter and a 100% chance of me being grateful for our friendship.

Good morning! If happiness were a currency, our friendship would make me the wealthiest person alive. Keep being awesome!

A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!

You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!

Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!

Funny Good Morning Texts

“You have a message: wake up you lazy”.

Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!

Good morning my man number one! Love of my life. Get your hot morning coffee that is less hot than mine.

Rise and shine! It’s a new day, but if you’d rather stay in bed, that’s perfectly acceptable too.

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Good morning! Just a friendly reminder that the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Choose wisely.

Wake up, sleepyhead! Today’s goal: survive the morning without accidentally putting your shirt on inside out. You got this!

Good morning! If I were a genie, I’d grant you three wishes: a hot shower, a hearty breakfast, and a day as wonderful as you are.

Rise and shine, my friend! Today’s mission: conquer the day with a smile and try not to trip over your own feet. You’ve got this!

Good morning! If laughter is the best medicine, consider this text your daily dose. You’re welcome!

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!

Good morning! If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Luckily, we’re both a little left of center, so it works out.

Rise and shine! Or just hit snooze, roll over, and go back to sleep. It’s a valid option.

Good morning, my love. If there were an award for the most bedhead, you’d win it every single day.

Wake up, buddy! Today’s forecast: 99% chance of coffee and a high likelihood of you being awesome.

Good morning! I was going to take over the world today, but then I thought, “Eh, maybe tomorrow.”

Rise and shine, my favorite person! Just a quick reminder that you’re stuck with me all day. Brace yourself for my unmatched charm.

Good morning! If happiness were a currency, your smile would make me the wealthiest person alive. Keep shining!

Wake up, sunshine! Today’s goal: make it through the day without accidentally hitting ‘reply all’ in an email. Good luck!

Good morning, my partner in crime! Today’s weather forecast: 99% chance of laughter and a high likelihood of shenanigans.

My heart strums like guitar chords when I see you in the morning, and I cannot help falling for you all over again!

Wake up and start your body engine with a cup of black coffee. Think about how this body will survive a whole damn day, good morning.

Rise and shine, my hilarious friend! Today’s adventure: surviving work without accidentally wearing your shirt inside out. You got this!

Funny Good Morning Quotes

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis

“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punit Ghadge

“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy

“I’m not a morning person. I aspire to be one, but my aspirations are more like 9:30 aspirations.” – Ellen DeGeneres

“The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.” – Janet Evanovich

“Coffee: because adulting is hard, and you deserve a medal for getting out of bed.” – Unknown

“Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.” – Lemony Snicket

“I don’t like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.” – Unknown

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot

“I’m not saying I hate mornings, but if morning had a face, I would punch it.” – Unknown

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Steven Wright

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook

“The only thing that could make this morning more beautiful is if I were a cat.” – Unknown

“I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning.’ If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed and not talking to people.” – Unknown

“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula K. Le Guin

“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.” – Paul Valéry

“I’d like mornings better if they started later.” – Unknown

“The morning was full of sunlight and hope.” – Kate Chopin

“I’m not a morning person by nature. I have to really wake up with coffee and quiet and dogs.” – Christina Baker Kline

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” – Fulton J. Sheen

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.” – Ray Bradbury

“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” – Catherynne Valente