200+ Funny New Year Wishes, Quotes and Greetings

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Funny New Year Wishes: The start of a new year is a wonderful opportunity to express our happiness to our siblings, friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, and wives.

You can utilize a new year’s wish to express your joy and affection on the night of the new year. And a little bit of smart humor is what gives a new year’s wish its sense of comedy. Here are some hysterically amusing new year greetings and wishes that you may use on cards, text messages, and other correspondence.

Never hesitate to share the joy of the new year with others. Sending the funniest new year’s wishes will always win the hearts of your loved ones. Make them smile and burst in laughter by texting a funny new year wish like the ones we have here!

Funny New Year Wishes

Happy New Year! Spoiler Alert: It’s going to feel the same.

I can’t wait for you guys to ruin your life for another year. Happy New Year and have a good time.

Happy New Year from someone who is smart, cute, and always wants to see you happy.

The New Year is the perfect moment to let go of all your worries, enjoy a few beers, and put your tears behind you.

A prosperous new year is sent your way! Remember to update your calendar.

Love, happy new year. If you only concur with everything I say, we can have a fantastic year together in the upcoming year.

I made a resolution to kick all of my bad habits in the new year, but I quickly realized that no one likes a quitter.

The start of a new year is like a reset button. When you think you can press a button to restart everything, you realize that your life is too messed up to do so.

Dearest friend, When we meet again a year from now, I hope you remember me. I wish you a very happy new year!

Do not inquire about my New Year’s resolutions because I have not completed any of my previous resolutions. An abundant new year to you!

happy new year It’s time to set a goal for the coming year and to stop bringing it up altogether.

Greetings for the upcoming year! I hope you stick to 4K this year.

I apologize for my obnoxious actions during the year. Please grant me another opportunity to accomplish that in the upcoming New Year.

I hope the new year brings you more money so you can buy me a nice present. Happy new year!

I’m hoping your old habits return as you begin the new year. Enjoy the same old, lovely life in a box for the new year!

A new year, the old tension and concerns. Put your seatbelt on, continue drinking, and then retire for the evening. Happy New Year!

It is better to believe that your parents had a prosperous start to the new year if you were born in September.

May the approaching year genuinely bring about change in you, not just a repackaging of all your old behaviors! Anyway, happy new year.

May your debts be paid and your goals come true. Good luck in the new year, my love.

Allow me to wish you another year filled with pain and tears if all the heartbreaks and difficulties from the previous year didn’t make you resilient. I sincerely hope you gain more strength. a happy new year!

Even if I’m wishing you a very happy New Year, keep in mind that your hubby is still the same.

I wish your attempt to lose 20 pounds in the upcoming year backfires and you end up gaining 30 pounds. I wish you a happy and prosperous new year!

a happy new year! What if the new year brought money, fame, and champagne rather than pleasure, joy, and peace?

May the coming year bring you more difficulties, sobs, and suffering. Don’t misunderstand me. All I ask is that you develop your character.

New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!

Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!

Your life doesn’t change when a new year arrives. This message is meant to serve as a reminder that another year has passed and you’re still the same foolish fool who believes he can make his resolutions come true.

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Funny New Year Messages

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!

Wishing you a successful 12 months, a Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, a memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and the happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!

I cannot believe another year has come for us to ruin, and I am looking forward to doing the same thing all over again. Happy new year!

I hope you finally learn how to put your brain to use this year. I wish you a happy new year!

The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan and Me. All the stars wish you a very happy new year.

May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.

I promise not to drink beer anymore, but can I have a bottle more since it’s not yet the eve? Happy New Year, dear!

A New Year means you will be a little bit older but not any wiser than today! Alas!

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.

This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!

It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!

They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

I hope this new year brings you joy and happiness because you look so ugly when you cry. I don’t want to witness that ever again.

Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.

My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so that I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!

Funny New Year Wishes for Friends

You have so many things to gain this year including success, fame, and wisdom. Don’t just focus on gaining weight instead. Happy new year dear friend!

May you learn to use your brain in the coming year. It’s a wonder that you got through all these years without having one. Happy new year!

Happy New Year, my best friend! You have been with me through thick and thin, hope you can spare one more year.

Wasted another year and will waste more, but thank God I am doing this with you. Happy new year!

I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!

Have some faith in me this year just like the previous ones- I will be your partner in crime.

Hope you will not be bothered with New Year’s resolutions this year as well. May God bless you, friend.

Oh wait! You are traveling to the future! Take me with you before the night ends. Happy New Year!

What a climactic end to a year! Let’s do it again next year. Happy New Year!

Happy Birthday to the World! And a happy new year to you, my friends.

Have a tremendous New Year while giving everyone a hard time apart from me. Cheers to that.

I hope you will finally pay off all the debts you owe to me for making my life miserable. Looking forward to that, best wishes.

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I hope you lose so much weight this year that you can take group selfies with more people on the frame. Happy new year!

A new year, a new beginning? Naah, who are you lying to, mate? Just try to keep things under control this year. Happy New Year.

Last year, I was an absolutely horrible person toward you so that I will make up for it this year, but I don’t think I will apologize for my past deeds. New Year, new me.

One can only dream of having friends like you. Pinch me to make it true. Happy New Year, my friends!

May your year be filled with no mistakes- oh wait! You are a mistake in itself. Joking! Have a wonderful time in this festive season.

I hope I won’t have to do stupid things alone this year, not letting you go this easy. Happy new year, buddy!

Funny New Year Messages for Boyfriend

Hope you are not looking to make new starts to the old New Year habits. Love you tons.

This New Year, I wish you overcome all the obstacles and Have an awesome new year, my lifeline.

Happy New Year, Dear! Another year of dating the most perfect guy in the world! You should feel lucky, my love!

May this New Year bring you opportunities to go crazy, love. Happy New Year. Let’s drink till we pass out.

May this new year your resolution be to buy me more gifts and hold my shopping bags. Happy new year, sweetie!

May all your healthy life habits get stored in your mindset and bring you perfect results. Happy New Year, love.

Hope all your troubles last as long as your will to fulfill your New Year’s resolution. Happy New Year and happy days, darling.

Kinda excited about ruining your next year also. By the way, Happy New Year, my love!

I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful, and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!

Wishing you everything new on this new year except the girlfriend. You can’t change it for the rest of your life. Happy new year!

May you be able to make more money this year than the previous, so that I may spend more of it on shopping. Happy New Year, love!

May this New Year bring some actual change in you, not the recurrence of old habits in a new package. I promise I will try to be more understanding and less annoying this year. Happy New Year!

Funny New Year Messages for Girlfriend

Today is the first day of this year that we will waste hoping that there are 364 days more to do something productive. Happy new year!

Happy new year, love! May God give you the patience to bear with my annoyance and clinginess throughout this year, too!

I’m here to remind you once more that whatever your new year’s resolutions are this year, they won’t come true.

You have tolerated me for so many years. I don’t think there should be any problem tolerating me for another year.

My dear girlfriend, I would like to kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm To 12:01 am, So I can boast an immense ending of this year and boast an amazing start for the new year. Wish you a Happy New Year!!!

Here comes the time to add a new chapter in the book of your life, with the same characters and the same story. Happy new year!

I promised to change myself last year. But since I couldn’t, this year I’ll try to change you so you can accept all my bad habits.

There are so many bad things in life that I want to quit this year. Marriage is surely not one of them. Happy new year darling!

The best thing about you is that you always make me optimistic. Yes, I have wasted the last year and the year before that, but I will surely utilize every year that comes after this year!

I met love, health, peace and joy; they needed a permanent place to stay for Year. I gave them your address hope they arrived safely. Happy New Year!

I have successfully tolerated you for another year, so make sure to shower me with kisses and gifts! Happy new year, sweetie.

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Another year has arrived, but I still can’t get you out of my head. Have you possessed me or something?

Funny New Year Wishes for Wife

Seems like your new year’s resolution is already pixeled, Honey! Anyway, Happy New Year!

All I wish is that this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!

May God bless us and grace me with patience to deal with you. Joking, you are the LOML. Happy New Year, babe!

Happy new year, sweetheart! I hope this year you shop a little less than you usually do and save some money.

This year, may you learn how to cook more delicious food so that I can have the time of my life. Here’s to another new year!

Cheers to another year of resolution you would meet halfway through, but sweetheart, I would love you anyway.

May the drinks take you throughout the year and make you forget about your miserable times. Best wishes, darling.

Another year had passed of me tolerating the annoying you. I hope you are less annoying this year. Happy new year!

My person, Happy New Year. May this year brings you love and happiness. I hope I will disappoint you lesser than last year. Tons of Love.

On this New Year’s Eve, I pray to God to grant me the patience to laugh at all your puns and the motivation to let you spoil me with gifts. Happy New Year, Love!

May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since the Black Friday sale.

Happy New Year, Sweetheart. I hope you won’t shed ugly tears this year at all. I would love to witness only your happy face. Love you.

Funny New Year Wishes for Husband

Hope you are not looking to make new starts to the old New Year habits. Love you tons.

This New Year, I wish you overcome all the obstacles and Have an awesome new year, my lifeline.

Happy New Year, Dear! Another year of dating the most perfect guy in the world! You should feel lucky, my love!

May this New Year bring you opportunities to go crazy, love. Happy New Year. Let’s drink till we pass out.

May this new year your resolution be to buy me more gifts and hold my shopping bags. Happy new year, sweety!

Kinda excited about ruining your next year also. By the way, Happy New Year, my love!

I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful, and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!

I hope that I will be with a woman other than you this New Year. I am tired of being your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.

Happy New Year! Thanks for being by my side and doing stupidity with me on this day and every other one.

May all your healthy life habits get stored in your mindset and bring you perfect results. Happy New Year, love.

Hope all your troubles last as long as your will to fulfill your New Year’s resolution. Happy New Year and happy days, darling.

I hope this New Year brings you happiness and also a lot of money so that you can afford to shower me with lavish presents. Happy New Year!

Funny New Year Wishes For Colleagues & Boss

Happy New Year, boss! We don’t need free lunch, we just need free “dollars”! 😀

I wish you the very best new year, which will knock out every other new year wish out of the park!

May your trips and tricks work amazing for you in this upcoming year. Stay sane and sober.

Wishing you a happy and prosperous new year, dear workmate! Now, forget the past, and move on to better places! 😛

New Year is a new beginning, so make new resolutions that you are absolutely going to ditch this year. Happy New Year.

I hope this new year gives us new reasons to complain to the management! Jokes apart, Happy New Year, my fellow corporate comrades!

Dear boss, in the blink of an eye, a new year has arrived upon us. So without further ado, please add that “extra” bit to our salaries! 😀 Happy New Year, boss!