200+ Funny Wedding Wishes, Messages and Quotes

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Funny Wedding Wishes: Wedding can be pretty stressful, so why not lighten up the mood by sending some funny wedding wishes to your close and dear ones? Wish them onward madness and craziness together.

Congratulating the newly married couple by sending some funny wedding messages will be a way to make fun. Do not forget to give them your blessings and best wishes for all the fights they are signing up for in their lifetime.

Here are some funny wedding wishes you can send to your best friend, siblings, cousins, relatives, or colleagues on this joyous occasion. Enjoy the magical day and bless them with your presence and funny yet heartwarming congratulatory words.

Funny Wedding Wishes

Congratulations on convincing yourself to settle down. May the crazy days start!

Life is a roller coaster ride. But now you have someone to scream with you along the ride. Congratulations!

You’ve both signed up for a lifetime of “I told you so.” Best wishes on your big day!

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!

Welcome to the world of ‘for better or for worse’ – mostly worse, but hey, you’ll both survive!

May your love story be less dramatic than a soap opera. Congratulations!

Remember, marriage is a workshop – where the husband works & the wife shops. Best wishes!

They say when you know, you know. And I thought, “Really? You’re sure?” Best of luck, you two!

Congratulations! You’ve just earned a lifetime subscription to your spouse’s snoring.

Married life is easy; it’s just like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.

Cheers to the new chapter of your life where you get to practice saying “Yes, dear” every day!

Marriage tip: If you’re wrong, admit it. If you’re right… well, just keep quiet.

Happy “Let’s make official all the silly arguments about the dishes” day!

Cheers to the happily ever-after we all pretend happens with marriage.

Congratulations! You’ve just upgraded from “Crazy in Love” to “Insanely Married.”

Marriage: Where dating goes to evolve or die. Have a blast, you two!

Best wishes to the bride for marrying her knight in shining armor. And kudos to the groom for finding someone who considers him shining or a knight!

Here’s to a marriage filled with laughter, even if one of you is always laughing a little more at the other.

They say the key to a successful marriage is a sense of humor. And by that, they mean laughing at your partner’s jokes… always.

Best wishes on your forever adventure – and remember, don’t take life too seriously, none of us get out alive anyway!

Congrats! Now remember, love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!

Cheers to love, laughter, and the joy of discovering who left the fridge open every night.

I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.

No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

A couple’s life cycle consists of various stages: dating, loving, marrying, fighting, threatening, and possibly even divorcing. Congratulations on reaching step number three.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Friend

Hey buddy, remember when we said we’d grow up and get married? Well, you took that way too seriously! Congratulations!

Marriage is just like going to a restaurant and then realizing you want what the other person ordered. Good luck sharing with your better half!

Best wishes on this wonderful journey. May your marriage be full of more inside jokes than either of you can remember.

From the pages of fairy tales to the chapters of rom-coms, you guys made it to your own story. Congrats on skipping the fictional part!

Remember when we used to talk about finding our perfect match? You’ve won the game before all of us. Now, enjoy the ‘Game of Married Life’!

Congratulations on sealing the deal and finding someone who makes you look sane in comparison. All the best, mate!

Here’s to a wedding filled with laughter and a marriage filled with patience. You’re going to need both, trust me!

So, you decided to throw in the towel on wild nights out for cozy nights in? Best decision ever! Congrats!

They say in every relationship, one person is always right and the other is the husband. Welcome to the club, my friend!

May your days be filled with love, laughter, and the inevitable “Where did you put my…?” Congrats, mate!

Just remember, your wedding day is like beer. Enjoy it now because the hangover is coming! Cheers to you both!

Now that you’re hitched, get ready for the real adventure: figuring out whose turn it is to take out the trash. Best wishes!

Marriage: Where “What do you want for dinner?” becomes the most difficult question. Welcome to the club, pal!

Congrats on finding someone who has agreed to deal with your weird habits forever. You’ve struck gold!

Heard you decided to settle… for a lifetime of adventures, fun, and unlimited love. Not bad, mate. Not bad at all.

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Two become one in marriage. Let’s just hope that doesn’t mean half the closet space. Good luck, buddy!

Here’s to your love story. May it always be less drama and more comedy. Cheers, my friend!

Congrats on officially achieving “old married couple” status. It’s all fun, games, and stealing covers from here on out.

Your love story is my new favorite rom-com. Except it’s real, which makes it even better! Congratulations, amigo!

It’s all fun and games until you’re knee-deep in wedding planning. Oh wait, that’s over! Now, let the real fun (and games) begin.

Deep inside, you know it’s a trap, and you’re not coming out of it alive. Just kidding. Congratulations on your wedding!

Dear friend, congratulations on getting married for real. Hope you speak now or forever hold your peace! May God be with you throughout all the bumpy rides.

Congratulations my best friend. I am really happy that you have found the person you want to annoy for the rest of your life and be happy about it. Love you two so much.

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tight rope act.

Just wanted to remind you that deaf husbands and blind wives make the best pairs. Hope you have a great married life with your partner. Sending you all my best wishes, mate.

Funny Wishes For Newly Married Couple

Congratulations on finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!

Welcome to the club of ‘Married Anonymous’. The first step is admitting you’re no longer single. Best wishes!

Marriage: Where love meets the constant debate of whose turn it is to do the dishes. Cheers to both of you!

You two are proof that blind dates work, stalking is just intense research, and love at first sight is totally possible. Congrats!

Your wedding marks the end of your love story and the start of a wrestling match. May you have a happily ever after!

Together you’ll be unstoppable… at forgetting to take out the trash, losing the remote, or forgetting why you entered the room. Best wishes!

Marriage is like a seesaw. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, but your job is to never touch the ground. Good luck!

Now that you’re married, I look forward to crashing at your place more often. Congrats to my favorite couple!

Just think, in 50 years you’ll be those cute old people everyone adores. Until then, enjoy the roller coaster! Best wishes!

Marriage is the golden ring in a chain. Let’s just hope it doesn’t feel too much like a circus. Congratulations!

They say married couples begin to look alike over time. Here’s to hoping that doesn’t happen too quickly!

Congrats on making your relationship official! Just remember, the best days are when you both forget your anniversary but never your love.

May your married life be filled with the kind of arguments that end with, “You’re right, let’s eat.”

Wishing you a lifetime of patience, happiness, and countless “I forgot to buy milk” moments. Cheers!

Marriage is like a fine wine; if tended properly, it just gets better with age. So here’s to the first of many toasts!

Now that you’re married, let’s get started on that reality TV show application. “Drama with the Newlyweds” sounds catchy, right?

Congratulations on the wedding! Now, let the games of “Where did you put my…?” begin!

Here’s to love, laughter, and forgetting to set the alarm for the next morning. Cheers to the newlyweds!

May your love last longer than your attempts to avoid the question, “When are you having kids?”

Welcome to the world of “We need a bigger closet.” May your marital bliss outweigh your shopping trips!

Marriage is special, just like a play of Shakespeare. Not for the romance and the comedy, but for the tragedy. Congratulations!

If you are not doing it right this time, remember, you’re not going to get a next time to do it right. Congratulations on your wedding!

Marriage is about taking a vow to complete each other only to find out later that you’re about to finish off each other. Happy wedding!

Funny Wedding Wishes for Brother

Bro, you’re the MVP for convincing someone to put up with our family. Cheers to your happily ever after!

Marriage is about finding that one special person you can annoy with your snoring. Looks like she’s the lucky winner!

Welcome to the world where your wife’s “Hmm” can mean a million different things. Good luck deciphering!

Remember all those times we played house? Well, now it’s for real. Don’t break anything!

So, the man who once believed the floor is the best place for dirty clothes is now married. Miracles do happen!

Best of luck, little bro! Just remember, in marriage, “Yes, dear” is the correct answer to everything.

You may have been my annoying sibling, but today, you’re the man who’s embarking on the greatest adventure of all – married life. Hold onto your hat!

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Remember when we used to fight over the remote? Now you’ll be fighting over the right temperature for the room. Enjoy!

Marriage tip from your wise older sibling: Always hold hands. Especially when you’re in an argument. It’s harder to throw things.

Hey bro, marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. You start with hearts and a diamond and end up looking for clubs and a spade. Best wishes!

From stealing cookies to stealing her heart, you’ve come a long way. Proud of you, little thief!

So, you’ve decided to make it official and give her a lifetime ticket to the “Crazy Brother Show”. All the best to both of you!

A wise man once said, “A happy wife means a happy life.” And since I care for you, just remember that advice!

Cheers to you for finding someone who laughs at the same weird things as you. May your weirdness flourish together!

Remember all our silly childhood games? Now you’ve entered the biggest one – Marriage! Play well!

Here’s to hoping your married life is as fun and entertaining as the pranks we pulled off together. Cheers, bro!

You always wanted to be the captain of a ship. Well, welcome to the ship called Marriage. Hint: She’s the real captain!

Look at you, all grown up and getting married! Just a heads up, you still can’t have my toys.

Cheers to the end of bro nights and the start of endless couple dinners. You’re going to love it!

As your sibling, it’s my duty to tell you that marriage is the relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.

No one’s ever able to find out a secret about happy married life. I guess it doesn’t even exist. Happy Married Life Brother ;)!

I am so happy to hand you over to your new babysitter. I was so worried all the time; now I feel better. Just kidding! Happy wedding!

I hope you enjoy the circus of this lifetime and make sure to squeeze the fun out of it. Stay in love, stay married. Also- remember to SCREAM whenever it is needed. Love you tons.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Sister

So, you’ve found someone who’s agreed to share the remote with you for a lifetime. Good job, sis!

From sharing dolls to sharing life advice, now you’re sharing a home with someone. Let’s hope he knows how territorial you can get!

Remember when we used to play house? Well, it just got real for you! Best wishes as you build your own little world.

Congrats, sis! You’ve officially found your forever partner-in-crime. But remember, I was the original!

To the sister who always took way too long in the bathroom: Good luck to the brave man who said ‘I do’!

Growing up, you’ve had your fair share of drama. Now you’ve signed up for a lifetime series. Enjoy the episodes!

From stealing my clothes to stealing his heart, you sure have upgraded. Best wishes to you both!

They say marriages are made in heaven. And after all your mischief, someone up there still rewarded you with a husband. Miracles never cease!

Here’s to a lifetime of love, laughter, and your husband never finding out where you hide your shopping bags!

My darling sis, always remember that if you ever need advice, I’m here for you. But for home appliances and furniture, please contact your husband!

Congrats on finding the one person who loves your morning face, midnight snack habits, and afternoon snores. Love you!

You’ve always been a princess to us. Now, you’ve found your prince. Hope his kingdom is ready for your reign!

Best wishes on your wedding, sis! Let’s see how long it takes for him to understand your “5 minutes” when getting ready.

To my favorite sister, who taught me that fairy tales do come true – or at least comedy tales. Cheers to your happy ending!

You’ve always said, “Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.” Well, sis, here’s to a cinematic life with your co-star!

Remember our childhood tea parties? Now you’ll have a partner for them daily. But real tea this time. Best wishes!

Congrats on leveling up from Miss to Mrs.! May your love story be filled with more plot twists than a soap opera.

Love is sweet, marriage is adventurous, and with your cooking skills, life will be… interesting! Best wishes!

From being my partner in pillow fights to having pillow talk with your husband. How time flies! Congratulations!

You’ve always been a dreamer, and now you’ve caught your dream man. Here’s to never waking up from this fairy tale!

If marriage came with a terms and conditions list, I’m sure he wouldn’t marry you. I was just kidding! Wishing you a happy marriage life!

Maybe your “I do” will not cost you- your sanity. Have fun in your married life. Sending my best wishes to both of you in surviving life. May God bless you, dear.

I still cannot believe someone willingly married you. Sending all my best wishes and condolences for him to tolerate you 24*7. Hope you have fun together. Love yaa.

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Hope you have fun at your personalized wrestling match for life. Best wishes, guys. May God bless you two together and be with you, always. Love you a lot.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Colleague

Hey colleague, now you have a lifetime partner to discuss all our office gossip with. Just remember, walls have ears!

Married life is like office work, just with less coffee and more pillow fights. Best of luck with your new ‘job’!

May your married life be as exciting as our Monday meetings and as peaceful as our Friday evenings. Cheers!

I’ve seen you handle tight deadlines. Let’s see how you deal with forgotten anniversaries. Congratulations!

So you’ve signed a new lifelong contract without even reading the terms and conditions? Brave move! Best wishes on your wedding.

Best wishes for a life full of love, happiness, and fewer emails than our office inbox.

Good to know that there’s someone else who’ll now listen to your office stories daily. Cheers to your partner’s patience!

Now that you’re married, can I have your untouched snacks drawer? Oh, and best wishes on your wedding!

Every office needs a dynamic duo. Now, you’ve got one at home too. Congratulations!

You think handling a team was tough? Welcome to the world of managing family dinners. Best of luck!

Remember how we deal with office tech issues? Turn it off and then on. Apparently, it works with marriages too. All the best!

May your marriage have fewer issues than our office Wi-Fi. Congratulations!

I’ve seen how you tackle work problems. Now, I’m excited to hear your tales of tackling ‘who left the wet towel on the bed’. All the best!

The only project where ‘working from home’ feels different. Congratulations on your new joint venture!

Cheers to the merger of two companies…I mean, hearts! Wishing you both success in this new venture.

Your marriage is like a new job. The job description is ‘whatever she says’. Good luck!

May your married life be less like an endless video conference and more like a successful team-building outing!

Your wedding is a great reminder that our office isn’t the only place filled with surprises. Wishing you a lifetime of unexpected joys!

Congratulations! Remember, just like in our projects, communication is key. And snacks. Snacks are very important.

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and forgetting to take out the trash – just like at the office!

Congratulations on your wedding day… I haven’t bothered buying you both a present. It would just be something else to fight over when you get divorced!

In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!

Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract that does not give you the option of renewing it every year! Congratulations on signing your life away.

I hope God blesses you with an amazing memory to remember all the important dates and not make your partner angry. Sending my best wishes for your marriage life, mate.

Thank you so much for the free food and drinks, I will always say my prayers to God for you. May He bless you at the beginning of the end for you. Congratulations, and good luck with everything.

Funny Wedding Quotes

“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

“Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life! Wives want both!”

“This is what I have to say to you. You are a very brave soul who will endure the marriage life and become better than all of us. Godspeed my friend. We got your back.”

“Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will’be mad at each other as well.”

“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip

“Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her master’s degree.”

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” – James Holt McGavran

“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.” – Groucho Marx

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.” – Minnie Pearl

“Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.” – Elbert Hubbard

“Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” – Mark Twain

“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.” – Lyndon B. Johnson