300+ Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages & Quotes

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Funny Birthday Wishes: Your Birthday wish doesn’t have to be boring and conventional all the time. You can add some extra flavor of witty humor and mindless fun with your birthday wishes.

Funny birthday wishes can make someone’s day really special and enjoyable! Funny birthday greetings can definitely boost up a person’s mood. And they may remember you for a long time, or at least till the next birthday.

But one piece of advice: do not make the wish so funny that it becomes an insult! You don’t want to hurt them on their special day.

Short Funny Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday, dearest! I love you!

Cheers to another trip around the sun!

Happy birthday to my beautiful baby girl!

Wishing you the best birthday ever!

Happy birthday, to my one and only!

Say goodbye to your youth and embrace old age!

Happy birthday, you old hag. Have fun today.

Happy birthday. I’m only here for the cake.

oo many candles, too less breaths in you to blow them.

Happy birthday. May God gift you some wisdom.

You’re one-of-a-kind and I love you so much. Happy birthday!

I love you today, tomorrow and forever. Happy birthday!

You’re my everything! Wishing you a happy and memorable birthday!

Let’s eat cake! Happy birthday to the sweetest gift I’ve ever received.

Happy birthday! The world is a better place because you’re in it!

Happy birthday, my little princes. Now grow up and stop being silly!

Happy birthday, silly boy! Now stop being silly and help me be sillier! ?

Some people age gracefully, then there’s you. Happy birthday anyway.

Hey beautiful! It’s your birthday! Happy birthday! Now throw me a party!

Funny Birthday Wishes

Stop counting the candles on your birthday cake, you will get tired! Have a blast today.

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting the earth forever.

Happy birthday to someone who is too sweeter than sugar and spicy than Mexican chili.

You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.

Do you know how I always remember your birthday? Well, Facebook does the work for me. Anyways, HBD dear.

Happy birthday! Party hard and scream as loud as you did when you came into the world.

Your youth is soon turning into heart disease and diabetes, so have fun while you still can. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?

You must be tired of blowing the candles off on your birthday! Jokes apart, Happy Birthday!

Your birthday is so special that it needs to be listed as a holiday! Happy Birthday! ?

You have come a long way from celebrating your first birthday fully naked to now being fully covered! Happy Birthday! ?

Happy birthday, dearest. Hope to live long enough to post your wrinkled face and toothless photos.

Another year closer to getting the old citizen privileges! Happiest birthday, have a great one.

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.

You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!

I want you to know that even if you become old and wrinkly after ages, I’ll still love you the way I do now. Probably the day is not so far away. Happy birthday, my birthday boy!

I didn’t get you a present, so forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t forecast, and most definitely forget about the present. Happy Birthday ?

A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!

Warmest greetings on your day, if someone tries to tag you on “Oldie club” whack them with your walking stick and curse them with your toothless mouth. Have a blessed day.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

You. Me. Birthday sex. Let’s go!

You’re not getting older, you’re leveling up.

I love you more than I love wine. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the only person I’ll share my fries with.

Wishing you the most mild of hangovers tomorrow morning!

Oh, I’m actually just here for the cake. Happy birthday, though!

Like a fine wine, you’re getting better with age. Happy birthday!

I love you even though you leave your socks on the bathroom floor.

Happy birthday to the guy who loves me even though I never make the bed.

How did I get a husband as hot as you?? Happy birthday to an absolute smokeshow.

I’m so happy that we’ll grow old together, and that you have a head start. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Hope you’re not looking for a present, because my presence is my gift for you this year.

My birthday gift is getting up with the dog / kids tomorrow while you sleep off the hangover. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife

Happy birthday to the CEO of my house! You are a blessing to the whole family.

Don’t let your special day become an excuse for dinner, laundry, and cleaning. Happy birthday, darling!

You know, if I were a pilot, you would be my co-pilot. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Be thankful to God for giving you such an intelligent life partner who always remembers your birthday.

Praise my intelligence as I am wishing you a happy birthday without getting any reminders from Facebook.

Your special day makes me feel sad as I have to buy a gift. Happy birthday my dear wife.

You are so lucky to have a husband like me who never forgets to wish you a happy birthday right on time…but just happy birthday.

Some people have an intelligent wife, some have a stylish wife…but I have a beautiful wife. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Happy Birthday to the one girl in my life who I wish never came into my life! Jokes apart, happy birthday girl!

No matter how much you mature, I’m always going to snuggle you like a baby. Happy birthday, my girl.

I thought of getting you as many flowers as your age, but we don’t have enough space to keep so many flowers at home.

I didn’t get you a birthday cake; because no cake can nearly be as sweet as you. Or maybe, I forgot to get one.

Wish you a happy birthday, my princess. May your weight be disproportionate to your age.

Don’t eat too many sweets on your birthday. As you get older, it becomes hard to lose pounds. Happy birthday, my dear love.

My love, you already have a fascinating, handsome, brave, bright, and hilarious boyfriend. What else do you need? Happy birthday my girl.

I wish to not wish you on your birthday. I wish to wish me your birthday for tolerating you for so long!  Just kidding! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to my favorite person! You may not always be right (especially when it comes to directions), but you’re always the best part of my day.

Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to turn any disagreement into a full-blown argument. Love you, even when you’re being difficult.

Happy birthday to the woman who puts up with me every day! You deserve a medal and a spa day for all your hard work. Here’s to another year of tolerating me!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend

Happy Birthday to my favorite boyfriend… Oops! I meant ONE AND ONLY boyfriend.

You’re good looking like Channing Tatum, mysterious like Johnny Depp, and funny like Adam Sandler. I couldn’t ask for more in a boyfriend. I love you and happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday to my best friend, favorite pillow and foot warmer.

Happy Birthday, Sexy! I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as good looking as me.

You’re my Jay Z and I’m your Beyoncé. Together, we’re unstoppable. Happy Birthday to my partner in crime.
My sweet boyfriend, you’re going to need a lot of help blowing out your candles this year.

Congrats at becoming another year old but not wiser.

You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.

I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.

Like a frog that turned to a prince, you hopped your way through my heart!

Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!

Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away.

Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low.

Funny Birthday Messages For Girlfriend

You already have my love honey, what do you need more than my love as your birthday gift?

Happy Birthday to the luckiest girlfriend who’s blessed to have me as her boyfriend. Lots of love for you.

Today is your day. Make as many wishes as you want because you won’t get this chance again. Happy Birthday!

I’m suffering from asthma because you took my heart away adapting this beautiful birthday look. Happy Birthday, sweetie.

What do you get when you mix hotness and beauty and combine them both with a sexy personality – YOU. Happy birthday.

I’m going to quit making age jokes on your birthday now that you’ve reached the point where they’re no longer amusing. Happy Birthday, my sweetheart!

Every birthday brings us one year closer to the end of our lives, yet someone once told me that a good kiss might turn back the clock. Baby, do you mind if I try to kiss you during your birthday party?

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can recall thanks to a Facebook notification. Happy Birthday my girlfriend!

Congratulations on another year of life, but not another year of wisdom. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Honey, you should be smiling on your birthday! You’ll live longer if you have more birthdays.

I wish it was your birthday every day so I could dress you up and see you in that sultry birthday suit 365 days a year. You’re a hottie, so happy birthday.

Well, I have both good and bad news for you on your birthday. The good news is that I will pay you a visit, but the bad news is that you could face charges of stealing my heart.

I searched online and went to all the shops, old and new. But I could not find anything that was as pretty as you. Happy birthday girl.

The wishes you make as you blow out the candles on your cake will all come true because that’s what I wished for too. Happy birthday.

After thorough research, I can finally conclude that you are indeed prettier than the prettiest princesses! So happy Birthday to the prettiest girl alive!

Happy Birthday, my girl! I called in sick at my workplace today because I am lovesick for you. So please cure me with your love shot!

You smiled at me and I fell off the chair! Your smile is so powerful that it could put an end to all wars! Happy Birthday!

Knock on the door. Is anyone there? It’s super hot. Who’s super hot? Today is your extremely sexy boyfriend’s birthday, therefore he’s sending my super hot girlfriend a happy birthday!

You always tell me to cut back on my spending. So, I’ve chosen to follow your recommendation. It’s reflected in the present I purchased you for your birthday.

You are older than yesterday but you are definitely not less interesting than yesterday. I still find you super interesting and adorable. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday sweetheart! Here’s a birthday offer, only for 24 hours, I’ll grant any wish you make. Your wish will be my command.

Can not believe that your birthday is still not declared as a national holiday! So I took a day off instead to celebrate together. Happy birthday babe!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Boss

Happy birthday my boss! The gift is that I won’t complain about working an hour less today.

I don’t care what I think other days, but today I think you are the best boss. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my boss! I’ve never dreamt of having a boss like you. But here you’re.

I would’ve got you a great gift today, but is my daily hard work not a really enough gift? Happy Birthday, boss!

Happy birthday, boss! With all the drinks we expect from your party tonight, don’t you think we would all call in sick tomorrow?

It’s difficult to find a boss without a shouting problem. I’m fortunate to have you as my manager. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my old boss! I would’ve bought you a cake but I couldn’t afford a cake big enough to fit all the candles.

It’s your birthday boss; they say that the best thing in the world is giving gifts to others. I know where your desk is, keep waiting.

It’s your birthday boss, have a blast. Just want to tell you that when I cry every day on my way to work, it’s because I enjoy working here.

The dream of every worker is to have a good boss but mine is to have a boss like you, with a big fat belly. Happy birthday!

Your birthday is special, it’s a day I can drink and get crazy without being fired. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, madam! This special day promotes a year in your life without benefits or rights.

Happy birthday to my boss! I wish you could manage your weight the same way you manage this company.

Happy birthday, boss! We are all waiting for a birthday treat so we can forget you are the madam that keeps shouting at the office.

Happy birthday to you my boss! Thanks for being the answer to all my questions and problems at work. Thanks for being my own Google.

Happy birthday, boss! I wish you happiness and success. If this touched you and you wish to do something good in return, you may raise my pay.

Happy birthday, boss! You have always led us in the right direction here at work and we will reciprocate by leading you in the right direction toward the pub.

Funny Birthday Messages for Colleagues

No matter how old you get and how many children you beget, you will always be my baby. Happy birthday, dear colleague.

Happy birthday to the one colleague whose birthday cake won’t lure me into unnecessary birthday wishing.

Today, may your stomach grow fat with cake, your heart light with booze and your eyes teary with visions of the glorious future that awaits you. Happy birthday.

My wish for your future is that all of your stresses become celebrations and all of your sorrows become joy. Happy birthday.

You are like a piece of candy unearthed by archaeologists that has the amazing ability to retain its original sweetness throughout the years. Happy birthday, and may we all be blessed to age as gracefully as you, you wonderful dinosaur!

When I started working here, I thought was overpaid and under-qualified. Meeting you made me stop doubting about myself, and I thank you for that!

Every company has its milestones, and perhaps your retirement will be the first for this one. Many happy returns!

I know that I’m the greatest colleague to have in the world, but you’re also the greatest person to be colleagues with on lunch breaks.

Happy birthday, dear. Thank you for showing me how to sleep at the office and work at home. Enjoy your day sleepyhead and I wish all the best for you.

Happy birthday. Let’s leave all behind and do awkward things that we always do on the way home from the office. It makes me happy that I found one crazy person in my office.

In your own words “Very phew peopol have the talent to right in away that really effects others”, so thank you for not being our secretary. Happy bday!

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If you were expecting a big bonus and a promotion for your birthday, you’re going to be disappointed because all you’re getting is a big cake and this card.

The pillars of a happy office are not made from cement but from the enthusiasm of colleagues like you. Happy birthday to this pillar of ours.

Happy birthday! You deserve a carefree day. That’s why I’ve decided to do your work today. Tomorrow, of course, we’ll go back to usual — you know, you can do my work.

I hate the way you crack jokes at me & make me laugh so loud in front of everyone in the office. Jokes aside. Happy birthday and I love your jokes as much as I love you.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

I think you’re supposed to get wiser with age? But it’s fine, there’s always next year!

Happy birthday to mom’s second-favorite kid!

I hope you’re not looking for a present, because my presence is your gift this year.

Happy birthday to the person who always covered for me when I snuck out after curfew.

If you’re feeling old, don’t worry: you’ll always be an annoying little kid to me.

You are never by my side but always in my heart. Happy birthday to the coolest guy.

Real man never hides their ages. Happy birthday. Best wishes for your birthday.

Happy birthday to the brother of the most amazing sister in the world. Stop being awkward around people!

You are getting older and weirder day by day. But sadly, you are not becoming wiser. Happy birthday, bro!

It was awesome the way I grew up. I laughed with you, I cried with you, I fought with you, and I kicked your ass too. I just had to remind you. Happy Birthday Brother!

You don’t need a mathematical equation to prove you are ugly. Just use your common sense and check our family photos. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to my biggest fan. Come and get an autograph on your special day!

Happy birthday, brother! Here’s to all the childhood craziness, and all the punishments that we shared because of it!

Happy Birthday to you Bro! You got your kindness from Mum, intelligence from Dad, and sense of humor from me, so be grateful!

Being my brother might have been the greatest joy of your life so I won’t overwhelm you with any material gifts! Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday brother. When I see you, I see a man growing old with no purpose and zero wisdom. A lot of good wishes to you anyway!

Listen Bro! Our parents love me more than you. They didn’t have a baby boy, so our parents bought you from a shop. But I love you so much, after all, you are my only brother; Happy Birthday my dearest brother.

East and west my brother is best. From this day, we go a step further towards getting our sister-in-law. Many happy returns of the day.

Guess who is an adult now but still doesn’t get permission to go on a trip? Happy birthday anyway.

When I was a kid, you guided me, and that’s why I still make wrong decisions. Happy birthday, brother.

I should call you Broogle because you help me solve all the problems I can’t find answers to in Google. Happy birthday bro.

Happy birthday my not-so-favorite human. I hope you will learn some humility and respect me. Years will go on, but you’ll be as stupid as you’re now. Happy birthday, brother.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

I love you so much that if you are feeling tired today, I don’t mind blowing out the candles on your cake for you.

I love you more than pizza, and that is saying a lot! Happy birthday to the best slice around!

I bought you some Bingo cards and reading glasses—you know, the essentials for a woman your age.

Can I go grocery shopping with you on Senior Citizen Discount Day to save 5%? You do qualify for it, right?

Now that you’re 16, it’s time to start acting like an adult… which means no more borrowing my clothes without asking!

The great thing about being 16 is that you can now drive yourself crazy instead of relying on others to do it for you!

Sis, you are like a parent, teacher and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing.

You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!

Mom refers to you as a queen, but based on our personal relationship, I like to think of you more as a warrior princess.

Look out! Here comes the coolest sister around. Happy birthday to my sister, role model, and friend all rolled up into one beautiful lady!

Whew! Another year passed and you are even more beautiful today than ever. Happy birthday to my downright gorgeous sister!

Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!

If life gave us lemons and we made lemonade it would be pink lemonade because we are so funky and awesome. Cheers to our bond, friendship and sisterhood. May we share many more years together and may you have many more happy birthdays. You deserve it!

Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad

Happy birthday, dad. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun!

I guess your birthday wish came true because you have me as a daughter! Happy birthday, dad.

Some heroes don’t wear capes; instead, they make bad puns. Well, you are a hero, dad. Happy Birthday!

Don’t bother counting the candles on your cake because you won’t finish until your next birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don’t worry – I would never make fun of your age. You might hit me with your walking cane!

We may need to call the fire department with all of those candles on the cake! Enjoy your special day, dad!

Happy birthday to the person who is perfect in every way. Well, except your cooking. I love you anyway, dad!

Happy birthday, dad. With all my adolescent drama, it’s a miracle I didn’t send you to an early grave!

Happy birthday to the man who knows what I’m thinking before I utter a single word. Is that your superpower?

It’s your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one! Happy birthday, dad!

I’m pretty sure I’m the favorite child, but since it’s your special day, I won’t put you on the spot! Happy birthday, dad!

Happy birthday to the one who’s seen me at my best and at my worst! And we all know there have been plenty of the “worst” days.

Happy birthday to the adorable dad who will loosen his pockets and tighten his hugs for me just with a small tug.

Even though my siblings always thought they were the favorite, we all know the truth. Right, dad? Happy birthday!

Happy birthday dad! And no! I am not the only one responsible for all your grey hair, admit it already that you are getting old! I love you anyway, dad!

Hey dad, many happy returns of the day. Let us party till your bedtime to the fullest! May we rock the floor groovier than last year.

I am impressed that even though the number of candles on your cake increased, your sense of humor didn’t lose its touch. Happy birthday.

Dad, it’s your birthday and our thanksgiving day. Thank God for all the delicious food, and thank you, dad for bringing them to our table.

To me, you are a superhero who can do the impossible but just can’t figure out who stole the money from his wallet. You are just too cute! Happy birthday, father!

Happy birthday dad. Don’t count the candles, don’t count your teeth. Don’t count your gray hairs, too; just grab a beer and chill.

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Dear dad, mom would be so angry if I told her half of my friends to have a crush on you. You look so young and handsome even at this age. Happy birthday!

I wanted to send you a funny birthday message to make you laugh, but then I realized you are already too happy to have a son like me. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Dad! You surely gave us some amazing genes but not the ones that allow you to age backward. We are disappointed!

Ageing backward should be considered as a crime. Don’t worry; no one will find out about this crime of yours as long as I have access to your wallet. Happy birthday papa!

Hey, dad! You taught me to grill a perfect steak, and that’s what I’m doing this weekend for you. Looking forward to seeing you on your big birthday!

Thanks for all those times you didn’t tell mom. Just know you’ve got a lot of favors you can call in, dad. Happy bright birthday!

When I was a kid I had to look up to you because you were so much taller. Now that I’m older, I look up to you because you are an amazing man. Happy birthday, dad.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom

Don’t party too hard, young lady! Remember your curfew! Happy birthday, mom.

I brought you the best birthday present ever: me! Happy birthday, mom.

If you weren’t born, I wouldn’t be here. So happy birthday, mom!

Happy birthday, mom. May we drive each other crazy for years to come!

Happy Birthday, Maa! Let me take your place for a week so you can enjoy my freedom!

Today, we gave you the day off — we bought your cake instead of begging you to make it! Happy birthday to the best baker I know.

I’m pretty sure I’m the favorite child, but since it’s your special day, I won’t put you on the spot! Happy birthday, mom!

Happy birthday to the one who’s seen me at my best and at my worst! And we all know there have been plenty of the “worst” days.

Happy birthday, mom. Don’t you worry about getting a year older. It just means you’re getting wiser.

Whenever someone asks me how I turned out so fabulously, I always tell them, “I got it from my mama!” Happy birthday to the most fabulous woman I know.

Happy birthday, mom. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun!

Even though my siblings always thought they were the favorite, we all know the truth. Right, mom? Happy birthday!

I guess your birthday wish came true because you have me as a daughter! Happy birthday, mom.

You gave birth to the greatest gift you’ll ever receive. Me! Happy birthday, mom!

We may need to call the fire department with all of those candles on the cake! Enjoy your special day, mom!

Mom, I’m luckier than the luckiest lottery winner to have you as my mother. Happy birthday Mom!

Happy birthday to the best cook in the entire world! Your greedy son wanted to sincerely thank you for always being there to satisfy his appetite.

Wishing you a nice birthday and want to thank you on this special day as you gave birth to a legend like me!

Birthdays are like chocolate. It’s best not to keep count of how many you have, and just enjoy them instead. Happy birthday to the sweetest mother I know.

Dearest Mom, thanks for loving a really messy, spoiled, bratty and stupid child as same as my sibling!

Dear mom, thank you for passing me that beauty gene that makes you look 20 years younger always. Sending you my heartfelt good wishes on this day!

You are the symbol of beauty who never learned how to get older. I’d like to know how this ‘reversing age’ mechanism works. Happy birthday, mom!

Happy birthday to the fantastic mom who takes all credit for my success and always blames dad for my wrongdoings. May this day return a thousand times.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Son

Happy birthday! You’re one in a melon.

I should be the one getting presents today. After all, I’m the one who gave you life! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who couldn’t wait to be an adult. How does it feel now?

May all your birthday wishes come true — except the illegal ones. Happy birthday!

I suppose it’s too late to return you to sender, right? OK, I guess I’ll keep you! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Party hard, but not too hard — I hear hangovers get worse with age.

Since you’re an adult now, does that mean you can now pay us back for all the expenses you’ve incurred during childhood?

It’s hard to believe you’re an adult. Especially since you still whine like a baby! Happy birthday, son.

I wouldn’t trade you for the world. Well, maybe if the price is right! At any rate, happy birthday, son!

Seriously, finding a gift for you gets harder and harder every year. This year I’ve finally found the best one yet: nothing. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the child who tested my patience. I think you won because eventually it ran out.

As a thank you for all those sleepless nights I had when you were a baby, I think I’ll repay the favor with drumming lessons in your living room. Happy birthday!

You are terrific son. Did you know that? We are terrified by your sweetness. May you have a wonderful day full of presents and flowers!

Son, you are the world’s greatest TV watcher, mess-generator, game player and fridge raider! Still, you are my golden boy. Happy birthday, dear!

Do you know what famous person was born on this very special day? Well, I don’t know either. I only know of you. Happy birthday, darling!

Two tips on your birthday: forget the past, you cannot change it. Forget the present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday my boy!

Just think, if we hatched out of eggs like birds instead of being born, we’d have to tell people Happy Hatch Day!” instead of happy birthday.

You changed our lives in so many ways. Before you, we were just a couple, but after you came, we became opponents of each other. Happy birthday!

God sent the master of mischief in our life on this day. Wishing you a great birthday. May you continue doing all the naughty staffs very sincerely!

Son, you’re [insert age] now. We hope you can slowly start watching horror movies alone and sleep with your lights off! A very Happy Birthday to you!

Iron man loves you, but we love you more! Happy Birthday, baby! You are the strongest avenger and our favorite superhero. Have an awesome day ahead!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter

May all your birthday wishes come true — except the illegal ones. Happy birthday!

I suppose it’s too late to return you to the stork, right? OK, I guess I’ll keep you! Happy birthday!

Since you’re a year older, does that mean you can now pay us back for all the expenses you’ve incurred?

Cake should be the only food we eat today! Remember, mothers always know best. Happy birthday, my sweet!

Wow, we’re starting to run out of space on the cake with all these candles! You’re catching up to me. Happy birthday!

I should be the one getting presents today. After all, I’m the one who brought you into the world! Happy birthday!

Seriously, finding a gift for you gets harder and harder every year. This year I’ve finally found the best one yet: hugs and kisses. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who decided to put me through hours of labor and even cried about it for months!

Even on the days when you test my patience (there are many!), you always find a way to make me smile. Happy birthday to my spunky daughter!

I wouldn’t trade you for the world. Well, maybe if the price is right! At any rate, happy birthday, daughter!

Happy birthday to the girl whose birthday I’ll never forget. It’s impossible to forget such a painful day.

As a thank you for all those sleepless nights I had when you were a baby, I think I’ll take up drumming and stay at your place for a week! Happy birthday!