200+ Funny Good Night Messages and Wishes

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Funny Good Night Messages: We have a busy, stressful, and boring daily schedule! Our weary bodies and thoughts feel completely spent by the time we get home at the end of the day.

Our restless self can be charmed by a witty good night text from a special someone, a beloved coworker, or great buddies! When we get amusing good night SMS, we feel special and have a nice giggle before going to sleep.

You can send your loved ones one of our many amusing goodnight texts to help them laugh their tension away. We have goodnight texts for her, him, and friends.

Funny Good Night Messages

May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!

Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!

Have a good night’s sleep! I wish you beautiful dreams like I do!

Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.

Good night. I don’t want a nightmare tonight, therefore don’t appear in my dream.

Good night my darling, if you see a nightmare tonight, do not call me. I need to sleep.

The sky is blue, the sun is red, and I cannot continue to be pleased without upsetting you. Sleep well, my love.

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams!

If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!

When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.

The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?

The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is by dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!

As much as I appreciate your friendship, my best moment with you is when you wish me a good night. Goodnight my dear.

Night is a time to rest and relax. Do not spend time thinking about tomorrow! Just go to the world of dreams in peace. Good night!

This message is full of hugs and kisses. Hold it tight to receive. Wishing you a sweet night, Good night!

Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear. 

Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.

Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!

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Now 4.7 million people are going to sleep, 2.5 million are dreaming, 1.3 million are watching TV. But one cute hearties reading my sweet jokes, good night!

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!

Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night!

Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future. Better kill some mosquitoes with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.

Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love.

Funny Good Night Messages For Him

Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night to you!

Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love!

Text me if you have a nightmare, I will send my special angels to take care of you.

Honey! The night is for taking a rest, not for sending a text. Goodnight, I am right beside you.

People are scared of the monsters under their beds, and I sleep with one beside me. Such brave I am!

Good night to you, my favorite pillow. Let me sabotage your sleep today and every day.

The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy, without disturbing you. Goodnight my husband.

You can finally relax, when I’m asleep. But till then, you just have put up with my childish nuisances!

We are still so in love with each other that we don’t want to say goodnight. Why are we so awkward?

I love feeling your presence beside me all night long, but please keep your hundred-pound legs off of me.

My heart melts seeing how innocent you look while sleeping. I wish it would stay the same when you’re awake!

Good night, sleep tight, babe. But not so tight that your snoring wakes up the entire neighborhood!

You are not going to have your favorite dish every night. So, stop complaining and let me sleep. Goodnight!

The night seems to be pretty boring so let’s have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams!

Hey handsome, even though I’m the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now!

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Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you!

I love you very much, but that doesn’t mean I will stay up all night just to talk to you. I need to sleep.

Hi babe, I’m talking to you, well just wanted to say goodnight and I love you, do not cuddle the pillows, I’m right over here in my house oops!

Funny Good Night Messages For Her

Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love!

My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!

Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don’t we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you!

Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I’m coming over!

Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!

Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight.

I am too lazy to wake up early to wish you, so take all my wishes right now, good night and also a very good morning to you.

Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love!

My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!

Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don’t we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you!

Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I’m coming over!

Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!

Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight.

Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!

Funny Good Night Wishes For Friends

My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!

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Throughout the day you were in my thoughts, now it’s your turn for me to be in your thoughts throughout the night. Good night friend!

The day is already gone and here comes the night. I hope you made your millions. Have a wonderful night my friend.

Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early!

I’m afraid to sleep alone, buddy. Could you sing a lullaby for me? I’m sure your singing will scare all the ghosts away from my house.

Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!

Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon!

Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!

Buddy, you better go to sleep, or I’ll tattle that you stayed up all night watching Netflix if you’re late for class tomorrow.

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing you! Good Night!

As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief “Take my school bag also, or else I’ll wake up my mum”. Good Night!

I think my night will be longer than usual, therefore saying my good morning in advance, Good night my friend.

If you had spent your day nicely you would have made a million dollars today. Please don’t ask me how I made mine. Have sweet dreams and a good night!

I wish God made me an SMS to reach you in Seconds. Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling, which is worth millions for me!!! Good night and smile for me!

Snuggle in tight and wait for me. I can’t wait to come to wrap my arms around you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Good night!

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to comfort you, and my blanket to keep you warm. I can’t sleep now because I don’t have a bed! Good Night!

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Good night!

The bed bugs are gone and the boogeyman has gone away. All that’s left is just you and me. Let’s close our peepers and get to sleepers!


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